[Image Description: a 3 panel lineart comic of Linked Spirit. 1) Ordon, in his green tunic, lays with a picture of Imp Midna sticking her tounge out with an L hand sign in his hands. He sighs and sniffs, as Aror says "Pa. Papa. DAD" 2) Aror looks concerned and slightly frustrated, "Your eyeliner is running." 3) Ordon sits up and frames his hands on Aror's shoulders. Seriously, he says, "Don't fall in love with someone from another world. You'll never recover." Aror looks at him flatly, "...Pa. Everyone is from another world to me." Ordon replies "Damn." End ID]
and thus, Ordon decides to go finish his "return to the twilight realm" portal fixing project jkjk.....except lowkey its true.
(love that Ordon's pairing poll just reflects what his current situation is)
The Pairing Poll was redone and Princess is more upset about the results than Hope, surprisingly or unsurprisingly XP
[Image description: a 2 panel line art cartoonish style of Linked Spirit. 1: Princess grabs a Gibdo by the bandages, shouting "Hell No! Not Again!" while Hope watches, cooing "love seeing women fight over me." 2: Hope leans, hands clasped, after Princess, who drags the Gibdo away by the food. "Jealous? Need a kiss?" he asks, eyes big and sparkling. Princess grumbles "I'm turning him into a frog myself." End ID]
Sky: wordless scenic travel videos, with titles like "100 placed to go in Skyloft you didn't know about" and "2 Hours of Clouds Lowfi" until it gets 3 semi-vlog (still wordless) updates "Guess What's Real! The Surface!", "Guess What's Real! Time Travel! Also: Note to Ghirahim (violent, viewers discretion advised)" and "ZELDA'S BACK" All information is imparted with the captions on various semi-relevant shots mostly taken by the Beetle.
Hope: largely personal vlogs and ?informational? videos such as: "I'm Living With the Princess 😱!!!" "I jump over 5 Moblins and Explode a Cave System!!! (feat. Ganon's Army)" and "How to Tell if Someone is a Shape-shifting Imposter!"
Glider: Ya know that one guy who takes videos of him cooking elaborate meals in the wilderness? Yeah he does exactly that, and the videos are all titled via dish. The entire thing is just a video recipe book to him. Then randomly, he'll post a video of him doing a sick backflip over a Guardian with his bow & arrow and it's just titled "Cool Mov.2"
Ordon: Horseback videos. Some are trail riding, some are horseback archery and swordsmanship, most are goat hearding. (During tp there was a sudden addition of a "dog cam" series, and it's all Midna having stolen his recording device and taking videos of Wolf Link sniffing about. It is, of course, his most popular series.)
Rinku: Used to be travel vlogs. Some breakdowns of magic, technology and equipment, and also languages sprinkled in there. Post LA She just does blacksmithing videos and advertisements for the Blacksmith's channel.
Engie: videos of restoring train parts, fixing trains, travel-by-train videos, videos about identifying trains, ect ect. There's one video labeled "Please Contact Me If You See The Princess's Body" that becomes unlisted after a day
Smith: general dump of everything. Videos of tiny Minish Houses, and crafting things for them, some of sparring with people/Knights/monsters, some of weaponry/smithing reviews, some of random trails and travels. They often just casually include Zelda.
Wind: Sailing & Exploration videos. Such as "Giant Seamonster Tries to Kill Me! (day 40)" and "Following this Specific Seagull until We See Land (day 63)" He posts like a ao3 author who's always got something happening to them. None of the videos show him though. He always videos from his pov. Most of his comments section asks how tall he is.
Forest: videos of walking in the woods + animals. He just walks about, picks stuff up, shows it to the camera, and walks off.
Bean: the same thing as Forest, but Navi narrates what they need to do next the whole time. The comments section acts like it's a totally normal current events politics vlog. Bean keeps trying to respond to comments with "but did you like (animal of the day)??"
Mouse: He makes weird af skits and jokes while Zelda suffers as his "unsuspecting" victim. (Just. Take the CDi clips and make it Link trying so hard to be funny.) Most popular is a video titled "King of High-rule" it's just him putting a leaf on the King's head while he says exactly that.
Hero's Spirit: they have an account. There is a single video of a sword practice that was made for an assignment. It has way more views than it was ever intended to have. (Most of those views may or may not be from a time mage) (post hw there are some Public Announcements, Hyrulian Guard Recruitment, and informational videos too)
[Image Description: Lineart of Linked Spirit's Forest and Bean on Epona. Forest is holding Epona's reigns, looking forward flatly, and Bean leans to the side, looking at him with a pensive frown. "Please drive safely" Bean says. "How about we stop talking for a little while." says Forest. Beside this is the meme panel from Mob Psycho with the same dialogue End ID]
I saw the original and I realized that Bean and Forest are basically that but age swapped. ...Kinda.
