#lshmsfoaidmt

[lazypandalf]

FaceTime call with Bestie

Him: *stares into camera* I look like a burnt jellybean

Me: Nah, you like fine

Him: Maybe it’s the way my phone is turned

Me: I said it’s fine. I like the way it is

Him: Grace...I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OVAL!

[tonyhudson98]

LSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco (Tank)

[apathy-is-the-new-black]

So I've been having overheating issues with my laptop and I tried to get my dad to look at it but he says it's because I use my laptop when I'm in bed because my blankets block the vent. Anyway we were talking today and this happened

My dad: You got a boyfriend at the academy? Me: Yes. Dad: What's his name? Me: Gateway. Dad: Ah. You've been having some disagreements lately haven't you? Me: Yeah, he keeps trying to heat things up, and I'm not really liking it. Dad: Well that's because you keep using him in bed!

[andy-castro-blog]

Foto con el gordi :) #bffffff #bobby #thebest #lshmsfoaidmt

[coconuts-drive-me-loco]

Can't stop laughing. Oxygen please.