idk who you got, so i'mma throw a bunch of symbols at random, is that okay? 💗🍵💒💦
[Since it’s so many emoji I’ll only do 3!]
💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment?
Aw shoot, that’s real easy! Care an’compromise. Yer relationship should be an equal conversation- an’ it don’t gotta be just in a matespritship! Moirails and kismesises gotta have good communication, boundaries, an’ a downright strong level’a trust iff’in it’s gonna last.
✘It’s-not-like-I’ve-had-a-lot-of-long-lasting-relationships,-but...-I-think-it-would-be-making-sure-to-keep-things-lively-with-surprises?✘
✘Like-bringing-each-other-protein-shakes-or-a-new-set-of-spray-paints-or-something!✘
Be sure tu express yuur strength each day and night. Yuu shuuld show me that it is the right choice tu keep yuu as my partner, being that I am already quite strong on my own.
🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked?
Reckon it d’pends on th’person an’th’quadrant? Ain’t too good at askin’ most’a th’time... an’I don’t wanna push nyone int’anythin’! So I eckon fer me it’s bein asked!
✘Oh-dude-I-ask!--And-I-usually-ask-way-too-soon-LMAO✘
I try and refrain frum asking. If sumeune asks, I will cunsider it... but I feel that my pusitiun uf power over most uther trolls is tuu great tu ask in guud faith.
💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have?
A nice pretty weddin’ in a sweet lil chapel... Just a few’a our friends an’our kids around t’see. She’d be wearin’ a real pretty white dress an’I’d be in a suit t’match.
✘Marriage-is-kind-of-a-lot,-isn’t-it?--I-think-it-depends-on-the-person-I’m-marrying!✘
Marriage is a very seriuus cummitment tu followers uf The Vengeful Creatur and is not sumething I cuuld take lightly. If I ever were tu be wed for whatever reasun, it wuuld have tu be done in uur church and wuuld likely be a big hassle uut uf necessity.
💦 When did they lose their virginity?
Eh, it was when I was a real dumb young buck on th’streets. All sorts’a rebellion shit an’bondin with other folks in street gangs... Ain’t a fun time t’look back on.
✘Wouldn’t-you-like-to-know!--It’s-not-any-big-romantic-story-or-anything.--Just-some-guy-I-used-to-hang-out-and-get-high-with-when-I-was-like-8✘
It was long ago... Longer than most uf yuu have been alive. There isn’t much tu say, unfortunately.
