hello, shoot from the hip members. in front of you is a audience. you must create an entirely improvised play using a title from this audience. it must have a beginning, a middle, and if you have the budget for it an end. if you do not complete this i will post images of the four of you taken out of context where it looks like you are making the motion to suck someones dick.
i get a tap on my shoulder as i move away from the evil microphone. what do you mean two of them have done that.
i return to the microphone Ok it seems ike two of you may have outwitted me here, but now if you do not complete this task i will release images of all of you kissing each other.
i get brought away again. i spend an hour watching a compilation video of the shoot from the hip cast passionately embracing.
i come back. ok wow you four will just Do That Sometimes huh. actually whatever just go do the task. kicking my chair over as i leave some people just have no respect for mr saw man huh. ever wonder how i fucking feel