#lt dd

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Matt Murdock is the type of guy to have an entire piano fall on him because he got distracted by something and then he pokes his head out from the top to have cartoon birds and stars spinning around his head while he goes "Well at least it can't get any worse." before an anvil gets dropped onto his head with a loud BANG sound.

[xycuro-illuminati]

Mike Murdock is the type of guy to smoke a poorly disguised stick of dynamite and have it blow up in his face only for him to be covered in soot and cough up a wheezing laugh like they do in courage the cowardly dog

[xycuro-illuminati]

Sam Chung is the type of guy to get mad and keep arguing with someone while walking away and is so distracted from said argument that he doesn't notice himself walking off a cliff until he realizes he's in the middle of the air, looks down, and then looks back up and pulls out a sign that says 'HELP' before plummeting down.

[xycuro-illuminati]

Willie Lincoln is the type of guy to show up and be like "Good morning everyone!" and the audience cheers and claps and goes wild because he's the best but we can't have that because Daredevil writers doesn't want Matt to have blind friends because what the FUCK HEY WHERE IS HE?? WHERE IS WILLIE I MISS HIM SO MUCH HE'S THEIR FRIEND!! HE'S FRIENDS WITH MATT AND FOGGY AND NOW HE'S JUST GONE?? WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!

[xycuro-illuminati]

Milla Donovan is the type of gal to be minding her own business at a cafe until one of her friends taps her shoulder and leans in to be like "Milla, a second heavy item has hit your ex-husband on the head" and she would keel over laughing going "Them's the breaks!" cue the family guy transitional scene strings music

[xycuro-illuminati]

Elektra Natchios is the type of gal to see a hot lady and make cartoon spring sounds and howl like a wolf and make the fog horn model T car horn and glass breaking sound with the boing sound but she keeps it to herself because she is so very normal

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George Smith is the type of guy to trip and fall down the stairs into ongoing traffic to then roll off from a cliff and land on the ground with a comical SPLAT until he randomly explodes and all that's left is a pile of ash. Cue audience cheering and clapping and the credits roll.

[xycuro-illuminati]

Jason Sloan is the type of guy to show up and be like "Hey guys what I miss?" and all you hear from the audience are crickets chirping because no one knows who he is