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Xycuro ║ 28 ║ Any pronouns ║ Latine ║ Daredevil comics, Devil May Cry, and Team Fortress 2 enthusiast ║ anti mcu and anti dceu ║ #1 Chip Zdarsky's Daredevil hater

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This is my main blog! I talk primarily about Daredevil comics and even have my own version I like to play around with. I also enjoy talking about the devil may cry series (excluding the reboot & netflix anime), and post about tf2 and dc comics as well. The side blog I have is just called xycuro where you can find all of my art in order. The art tag for here is #trashart (a little too late to change it now lol) Please do not tag my posts as mcu or dcu/dceu. I'm a huge m/cu and m/cu fanbase hater, esp for the Daredevil netflix/Disney+ show, yall are on thin ice. I will feel like blocking you just for that. F/ratt fans LEAVE 👉🚪

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INDEX

Main About page with additional info including Before You Follow info and a list of interests

FAQ

Commissions Page

Daredevil reading guides

Patreon

Ko-Fi

Etsy (Closed temporarily)

Bluesky

List of my AUs

Marvel Move Daredevil All Audio Episodes

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ilynpilled

it is this 4ever everywhere u look

mokulule

So to me Dante is ace. There’s something performative about the way he acts to me in the scenes he’s shown to be appreciating women and like just generally he doesn’t seem to have any real interest in anyone in that manner.

Anyways, this is not really a discussion of that, it just leads into why I started thinking of this silly headcanon, which I’ll explain now:

So demons/devils inherently do not find humans attractive at all. Humans are food not friends. Even the ones with a more human-like appearance cause they really just take that appearance to lure in the good food.

Sparda having any interest in Eva like that was something that happened after he fell in love (and really demonkind finds him really odd for somehow producing offspring with a human).

So anyways demons in this headcanon don’t find humans attractive at all unless they have fallen in love - a rare thing.

Dante has never had much real interest in things of a sexual nature. He’s tried, cause he’s committed to being human and acting the way he thinks a man should act, but really it doesn’t really do anything for him. Unknowingly this is him taking after his demonic side rather strongly, though in human terms that would make him akin to demisexual.

Now it gets really fun with Vergil ‘cause of Nero’s existence and either it’s

Option A: Sad love story with Lady in Red

Option B: Vergil taking hilariously after his human side and puberty had him make some generally-considered-to-be-unwise choices (but since they resulted in our boy Nero I hesitate to call them that) XD

Anyways I just really like the idea of Dante who’s tried to reject the demonic actually having some more instinctive demonic traits and Vergil who’s striven for demonic power ends up saved by the results of his humanity.

Also could you imagine Vergil’s face realizing he takes more after his human side than Dante does?

#dmc #dante

forestlymph

contemptible-scoundrel

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

#ecuadorian hairless dog

poppedbubblgum

Let’s climb on papa :)

Once again featuring the baby devil trigger designs by @skittlesandham!!

#dmc #dante #vergil #eva #sparda #cute art #au

young-replica

astrobstrd

#daniel chang #mida

innerchildabortionclinic

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

#💀

stupidrehab

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

#andrew murdock smith

xycuro-illuminati

Doing a temporary sale for mini/chibi commissions: $5 USD EACH!!! Minimal shading is optional! I will have 10 slots open and will update. Additional characters are another $5. Check the read more for the open slots and send me a DM or comment here if interested! Here's my Ko-Fi if you wanna help out a little with a dollar.

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7 slots left!

thesituation

this is the second most insane video i’ve ever seen in my fucking life

capacity2

When I watched this I feel like it really exposed so much of how barren rich people are of culture. Like the only restaurants he finds that aren’t franchises are the ones in back alleys sprung up by the enslaved captive migrants. The rich have no incentive really to create anything. They just transplant a cheese cake factory from overseas to make money off of it and move on. This place just shouldn’t exist

Commission for @enchantingruinscandy of trans girl Ben! (Slots are still currently available!)

#artists on tumblr #ben 10 #ben tennyson #trans femme #trashart #commissions

xycuro-illuminati

Doing a temporary sale for mini/chibi commissions: $5 USD EACH!!! Minimal shading is optional! I will have 10 slots open and will update. Additional characters are another $5. Check the read more for the open slots and send me a DM or comment here if interested! Here's my Ko-Fi if you wanna help out a little with a dollar.