#lua rp

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"Alastor! Random Question! What d'ya think about the Hotel havin' a pharmacy attached?" Lua wants to pitch an idea, but wants opinions first. Besides he kinda runs the place, his opinion could definitely be valid. Totally. For sure.

"Hmmm..." he mulled it over for a moment, scratching a thoughtful claw under his chin. "A pharmacy, hm? As long as we can keep the guests from abusing the privilege, as addiction is quite a rampant theme, it might be a decent idea. We might have to pitch this more with Charlie, as I can agree, but it's still her order of buisness. However, it might need to be guarded so as to prevent theft from happening."

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Lua is debating on telling him that she did find a stray plush on the hotel lobby floor, but it smelt funny so she put it in the wash. Was it actually his or Niffty's though? It seemed too creepy to be one of Charlie's and not sexual enough to be Angel's.

"Um... maybe... I could help? What did they look like?"

"They were....little alligators. They are mine, and they were handmade for me."

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And now... for random bullshit from Lua with no context.

"Telling someone "Thanks, I was getting hungry" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you a baby."

"Oh I'm using that for the rest of my existence now."

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Lua is having a hard time trying not to laugh out loud at the sight of pool noodles decorating Alastor's antlers. (and so is mun lmao)

"I can't believe he'd do such a thing, I mean....I only bit two residents today."

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(Happppppy Biiiiiiirthdayyyy toooo yooooooou! I hope you have fun today and eat good food!

Meanwhile, Lua is going to make some blood pudding for Alastor instead of a cake because that's the vibe she got from him after hearing his coffee order.

Don't ask who's or what's blood she's using. She just got whatever was recommended from a store and is trying to not think too hard about it.)

He smells food and he's right there faster than he could flick an ear.

"Ooh, my dear, what are you making?"

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"... did you make enough of those to share?" Lua points to the edible he ate

"I can spare, most definitely! Look at me, sharing! Charlie would be proud wouldn't she?" Eyes were definitely glazed, the Radio Demon handing Lua one of those 'special treats', a brownie, to be specific. "I'm not much on sweets, but I'll make an exception for these."

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"I doubt that Alastor could be as domestic as a house husband. A feral husband however...." don't mind Lua, she's just joking. Probably.

He likes that idea much better.

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For valentine's day, Lua is giving him dark-as-his-soul chocolates with a sour cherry filling.

He doesn't hesitate and pops one of the chocolates into his mouth. Sour cherry! Lua knew he didn't like sweets all that much, but these were divine!