Other things that deserve a Christmas present as much as your car:
Your garbage can lid
Your living room carpet
That spot on your shoulder the doctor swears isn’t cancer
The Ice-Capades
Bowel movements
Circus Peanuts
That doll’s head in a coffee can your father buried in back of the boathouse that he made you swear never to tell anybody about
Used X-Acto blades
Namibia
Popular Science December 1951



















