Do you think Heinrich Unheimlich walked his spooky horror ass with his matted beard and cat eyes and blood-stained fingers into a German Ikea and paid 60 euros in cash for that chair or do you think he got a bank account and a credit card and ordered it online. Yeah just deliver it to the creepy old RV filled with wooden puppets. Nothing to see here, just Herr Unheimlich ordering a nice chair. He paid sixty euros for it and very much hopes his guest likes it










