#heinrich unheimlich

[eeriedragone]

Who told him about them

[queerpanicking]

genuinely the funniest thing this monster could’ve said

[my-nida]

My favorite killer grandpa… I'll miss you

[shackermalex]

If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair

[rainbowreindeer]

Heinrich Unheimlich be like I respect tf outta trans people but I draw the line at Americans

[beholdingstranger]

Don’t you just hate it when you’re expecting to meet with your friend and learn how to make video games to connect with the youth but you get catfished and a rude American insults the chair you bought (it cost 60 euro) but nevertheless you tell your new guests about yourself and even sing them a song and then the American criticises your lifestyle choices so you have to get your army of wooden puppets to kill him

[protocolmemaybe]

STEAL HIS LOOK

Long, matted black beard: €0

Slender fingers stained with wood varnish and children’s blood: €0

Deep eyes: €0

Teeth sharp as iron nails: €0

Nice chair: €60