Email ✎ Lucy Miller
Hello!
So, Lucy. Lucy Miller. Ms? Ms... Miller? I'm Quentin Lennox. Just Q, Q is just fine. Please don't call me Quentin.
You and I are pen pals! Which I find very exciting because I've always wanted a pen pal, particularly from another country, like France or Germany, even though I'm terrible at other languages, but I'm still happy to be writing to you.
We've spoken a few times, very briefly, nothing too deep and whatnot and I also found this surprising. I never thought you would ever speak to me. Especially because you're super pretty and I'm... me. Granted, I'm still super handsome but I wasn't the most "popular" person back in high school and you definitely were and you had a bunch of friends and you were a couple years older than me and I just thought that you seemed like a very sweet girl.
And now thinking about that, you and I still have to go bowling. Because I haven't been bowling in a long time and this gives us a chance to get to know one another better? I guess that's what the whole point of this pen pals thing was anyway. Do you like bowling? I know most people don't, though it gives some people the excuse to touch their date's butt and hold them and be able to caress them as they pretend to not know what they're doing even though they totally do...
I thought I found my cape today, a cape that I lost a while back. But it turns out it was someone else's cape. Costumes are fun to wear. In the comfort of your own home, of course. Or... for other occasions. Not that I have any other... occasions.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Your neighborhood swagmaster,
Q