#lucifer x you

[pannman]

Lucifer and Reader are dating and Lilith returns

Lucifer: oh… Lilith

Lilith: Lucifer.

Reader: what’s going on?

Lucifer: oh! Heeeyyyy… this my ex wife Lilith…

Reader stares at Lilith*

Reader to Lilith: WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH US?

[alice-angel12x]

Will we get to see more of Adam and the little angelic alien in "BOUS", considering he has soft spot for them? And what would the exorcists (especially Lute and Vaggie) think of their leader's relationship with Yuu?

"Hey Vaggi, what is the earliest memories from heaven," Charlie asked.

"Well, I was created in heaven," Vaggie starts.

"By.. um Adam? Like he said," Charlie asked slowly and carefully.

"tch, no. He didn't create me, he had no part in it," Vaggie chuckled woth an annyoed huff.

"Soo... The big man upstairs?" Charlie asked again.

"No, not him either. it was... Someone else," Vaggie said, a hint of sorrow in her voice.

"If you were to ask me, if there was anything of heaven I miss," Vaggie pauses.

"I would say I miss them, and my few friends," Vaggie says, a tear escaping her eye.

[pannman]

Charlie: why are you laying rubber ducks out in a trail?

Reader: I’m gonna catch Lucifer in this net!

Vaggi: where did you get a man sized butterfly ne-YOu know what? Don’t tell me!

Charlie: yeah good call Vaggi

Vaggi: are you really this stupid you think this would work?

Charlie: oh… it’s gonna work

Reader: YES! Now leave! I don’t want you to scare him off

Lucifer comes around the corner*

Reader hides*

Lucifer gasps*

Lucifer: look at this cute wittle ducky!!!

Picks it up*

He gasps again*

Lucifer: oh! Another one! And another one!

Reader whispers: come on… this way… little closer

Lucifer keeps picking up ducks getting closer and closer*

Reader: SCOOP!

reader catches him in the net*

Lucifer: oh no! I’ve been kidnapped again!

Vaggi: what are you even gonna do with him?

Reader: I’m taking him to get therapy!!!

Lucifer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[twentytomidnight]

WAIT MATCH ME lmao

i'm am obnoxious yapper who can't hold a conversation for the life of me. i change my hair color as often as i change my clothes. i have to constantly be on the go or doing something with my hands until a migraine takes me out for the count. i'm horrible at texting back and finishing things but i will always always always be there for anyone in my life and i'm always everyone's biggest supporter

i'm basically like if a golden retriever had a chronic migraine disorder :) (i'm also a filthy pervert but that's neither here nor there)

i've looked into the crystal ball and found two suitors for you

your dc suitor is lucifer morningstar

A man who needed to shake things up so badly that he left the duties of Hell to someone else, he prefers to make deals on the surface world while being as delightfully devilish and cunning as he can be. He'll be the perfect complement to your on the go energy and admire your need for variety that he can only help to provide; you're in for a hell of a time babes

your marvel suitor is frank castle

A man who hews to the straight-and-narrow, he needs a bright ray of sunshine like yourself to help balance him out. He'll help keep you on a regimen of utmost excitement while also making sure to be that grounding, stabilizing force to complement you and keep you on your toes (and on your...no....i shan't say....). Either way, expect an interesting time with him and know that he'll always be in your corner.

that's my take...come back anytime........

[pannman]

Lucifer hasn’t been heard from in a couple of days*

Reader agrees to go check on Lucifer*

Reader: hey Lu! Just wanted to check on you!

No answer*

Reader: Lucifer? Lucifer!

No answer*

Reader: I’m coming in Lucifer!

Reader enters to see no Lucifer but a giant wooden duck in the center of the room*

Reader: Lucifer?

Lucifer’s sighs his voice coming from inside the duck: in here…

Reader: Lucifer… what-wha-WHY?

Lucifer: the door is stuck

Reader: ok yeah…. But what was the thought process-

Lucifer: -please don’t ask that

Reader: can’t you like… teleport out?

Lucifer: I made it completely magic proof

Reader: again… WHY?!?

Lucifer: look! I read a book about the battle of ancient TROY ok?

Reader: …

Reader: oooohhhhh!!!!

Lucifer: yeah…

Reader: that’s hilarious!

Lucifer: ha.. ha… yeah…

[pannman]

Reader: I can’t believe… in this entire hotel, NOBODY wants to play DND with me

Husk: I dunno, maybe look for someone’s who’s incredibly lonely and easy to peer pressure

Reader: …

Lucifer: Hey, Charlie need some help?

Charlie: oh thanks but I got it dad

Lucifer: ughhh, hey Vegeta! Got any tough hotel problems that need solving

Vaggi: oh well we did have a situation with a disgruntled patron but Alastor took care of it

Lucifer: r-right

Niffty: clean! Clean! Clean!

Lucifer: hey there. Little. lady… uh you wanna show me what you’ve been up to?

Niffty: no thanks! I’m cleaning!

Lucifer: …

Reader: hey Lucifer! I have a dilemma I think I could really use your help with!

Lucifer like an excited puppy: REALLY?!?

[lilc69420]

Lucifer morningstar x reader

This fic is just about lucifer's duck obsession and watching the duck soap opera with him

The one thing no one warns you about when getting in to a relationship with the king of hell is his obsession with ducks, now lucifer obsession with the feathered creatures wasn't the worst thing, it was honestly cute actually, but it did mean that anything that could have a duck on it did, I didnt realize what that could really mean till I moved in with him and was rolling over on to a rubber duck when trying to sleep in our bed

That fun little character trait of the love of my life is how I ended up here in matching duck pajamas in our duck bed watching a duck soap opera as he told me about Sir Quackington and his lover, I watched him as he explained the apparently very plot heavy twelve seasons I missed, though lucifer assured me not to feel to sad about what I missed because he had it all on tape and we would be watching all of it so I was caught up with the lore

I was laying on my side watching him as he talked about the ducks compacted relationship, I hummed not really paying that much attention at that point, now don't get me wrong I loved encouraging lucifer hobbies and passions but right now I just wanted to appreciate how pretty my boyfriend was when he rants about ducks

Lucifer turned away from the TV to look at me, he asked "are you listening Ducky?"

I blinked registering what he was saying before nodding saying "of course I am"

Lucifer hummed before asking "if you were listening then where did they share their first kiss?" I responded with a string of sounds that did in fact not make an answer, lucifer said "see I knew you weren't listening" Lucifer held a finger up saying "and for you're information their first kiss was by the lake at sunset"

I couldn't help but think 'of course it was their ducks why did I guess that' I conceded saying "okay okay I wasn't listening you got me" lucifer said "Ducky this is important information" I smiled at him saying "but I wanted to admire how pretty you are" lucifers face flushed gold as he looked at me like he was still getting used to be complimented even though it wasn't a new thing for him at all, after a second he seemed to recover from the unexpected compliment smirking as he leaned closer and saying "of course you'd know what's pretty Ducky because you're gorgeous" my face heated up as I looked away, lucifer chuckled leaning closer before putting a hand on my cheek to turn my head back towards him, he smiled before leaning in and kissing my cheek

I giggled as lucifer kept peppering my face in kisses, I said between my giggles "Lu stop that" there wasn't really any bite behind those words and lucifer knew that so he responded "Not a chance Ducky this is your punishment for not listening" I put a hand on his arm as he kept kissing all over my face as I giggled

Sure lucifer's obsession with ducks was goofy (and adorable) but if it end with him covering my face in kisses every time we watched a duck soap opera then I would not be complaining

[dearingdoe]

How do they like to spend time with you?

A/N: Sorry to my twst fans, obey me post right before I start writing for them again 💔

Characters: Lucifer x reader, asmo x reader, Satan x reader, diavolo x reader

Lucifer spends time with you through dates that he sets up

You wont have any heads up, he'll send you a message about an hour or two before and ask if you'd like to go somewhere with him. He wont admit its a date if you're not in a relationship with him, but its very obvious nonetheless. It could be a coffee date, a camping date, anything really. If his brothers intrude in, he will be very obviously irritated and will not hesitate to scare them away. Its HIS time with you afterall

If he can't spend time with you through a date, he hopes and prays you come to his room and demand to spend time with him there. He'd never outright ask you to keep him company, his pride stops him. However, he wont stop or scold you for 'barging in'

Satan spends time with you in his room

He'll have many books for you to read if youre a book lover, ones not accessible to the human world either. He likes seeing how interested you are when he tells you what its about, its cute to him. If you aren't the reading type, he has no problem simply sitting there while he either reads to you or reads silently while you do whatever you'd like - as long as youre next to him

If he cant spend time with you that way, he likes to drag you along with him to pet stray cats that have made their way into RAD's property. He likes to go to devildom pet shops to buy them treats at least 3 times a week. And if you pitch in as well??? He'll definitely appreciate it

Asmo would spend time with you in any way possible honestly

How could he not?? You're so, so, so cute !! But if he absolutely had to choose a location or two, his first choice would be the devildom mall. He can dress you up, you can dress him up. Which he completely trusts you with btw! You understand him perfectly, which means you must understand his style perfectly. And it feels like be carries a little bit of you along with him...

His second choice would be a spa date. He loves seeing you relaxed and he also loooovess a good de-cleanse from time to time. What better way to spend it with you? He wont let you get a massage though. Dont even think about it. Only HE will be giving those, sorry

Diavolo is also one to not care where you go, as long as he's with you

He adores you honestly. You make even the most mundane tasks so fun, he cant help but be captured by it. You want to go shopping for groceries? Okay! You want to go to some abandoned shack with literal bugs and ghosts everywhere??? Okay! He does not care at all

However, he is still there type to choose dates that show how much you mean to him. It won't be expensive, fancy dates unless that's what you like. Each date will have something to do with your interests or both of your interests. He wants each moment spent with you to be a memory that lasts long into the future, he never wants to forget it. Any souvenir he can get, he takes. All the better memory of him and you