#lucio open

[bushelofmuses]

Gorgon Verse; Open rp

"Unless you want to die, I'd suggest puttin' on a blindfold...I've got enough lawn ornaments to last me a lifetime and I'd rather not add to the collection." Lúcio leaned against a boulder, he and the serpents in his hair closing their eyes.

"Unless you're here to kill me too, in which case, at this point? Man, I'd pay you to get it over with." He was tired of people dying because of him, even if they were the ones showing up to kill him.

[bushelofmuses]

Oops; Open

"Look, I'm not saying it was Hana's idea...but it was definitely her idea." Sure, blame the teenager. Perfect strategy, Lúcio thought. Oh, he was so dead for this...if Hana didn't kill him for blaming her, someone else would for the mess he'd made.

Who knew starting a food fight at an Overwatch base would be so entertaining? The prestigious reputations of all of these heroes, down the drain with one splat of mashed potatoes. The potatoes had it coming.

If he was doomed to toilet duty for the next year, it'd be worth it.

[bushelofmuses]

"Hana is right, Reaps. You don't have a vibe and that's your problem..."

[bushelofmuses]

"I was a camp counselor exactly ONCE and I don't know if I'll ever do that again. Half of the others were having sex parties or something and honestly, I just wanted to climb trees with the kids. We're supposed to provide a clean and safe environment, not...orgies."

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"What's wrong with green, my skates, and the lightshow? That's the three key components to this fantastic get up of mine. Like, those aren't goin' away."

"Maybe I like being an eyesore."