Work in progress, but I will hopefully finish it later this week!
Idea that after touching the apple in brotherhood, Desmond AND Lucy are teleported back. Lucy struggles with telling Desmond about her being a Templar or not because now they were technically free so did he really need to know? She ends up being the one reluctant to go back to the present though Desmond isn’t much better. He “accidentally” immediately starts flirting back once Ezio starts.
Ezio gets to play sugar daddy to Desmond and Claudia ambushes Lucy to train her and yuri happens.
I'm fulfilling the long overdue promise I made and finally created downloadable sound files!
I'll be uploading them on Google Drive as rar files starting with the first Assassin's Creed game. Due to limited storage, the file will be available for download until August 31st. On September 1st, the file will be removed and replaced with sound files from Assassin's Creed 2.
September 1, 2025: AC1 files are no longer available for download. Sounds from The Ezio Trilogy (AC2, Brotherhood, and Revelations) are now available here.
Again, thank you all for the love and support and patience over the years! Below are some info about the contents in the rar file:
Assassin's Creed 1 rar file contains 4 folders:
Music - Contains labeled songs from the game labeled with titles and contributing artist(s). Both official and unreleased tracks are found in this folder. Quick note: About 90% of the labeling was done by a follower that sent it here as a submission a while back. It looks like the follower deleted their blog along with the original file a while back, so I'm not sure who to credit. If you're still around and seeing this, thank you so much for your help. ❤
SFX - Labeled sound effects from the game. Kinda self-explanatory?
Voice Clips - Voice overs from the game that's been labeled, organized by prominent characters.
Unsorted - Unlabeled voice clips, SFX, and music that I never got through because I didn't have time or couldn't figure out who/what/where it's heard in the game. There's over 10k files with potential duplicate sounds.
Quick Q&A:
Are these files safe download?
Yes! I had these files for over 10 years and it's been moved/transferred to several computers and hard drives. I believe Google Drive does virus scans before files are downloaded, so it should be fine.
How long will it take to download the file?
Depends on your internet speed. The file is about 1.5 GB and took me roughly 5 minutes to upload it. Hopefully it'll take just as long to download it.
Why rar?
I went with whatever file compressing/archive software I already had on this current computer (which happened to be WinRar).
Can you upload the file in a different format?
I will if enough people report to me they're having issues with rar. I'll make a new post with a new link if that happens.
Which games will you be uploading?
From AC1 all the way up to Odyssey, along with: Liberation, Freedom Cry, and Chronicles.
Will you post things from Valhalla, Mirage, and/or Shadows?
Unfortunately, no. I stopped playing after Odyssey so I don't have anything from those games.
still insane to me that assassin’s creed’s whole thesis is about the importance of free will while also creating a narrative in which neither desmond or lucy actually ever have a choice in what their fates will be, because there’s always someone holding them by the throat and moving them into position. whether that’s the templars, the assassins, the isu or juno alone. and then it kills them both.
Look there's nothing that says any of the Assassin's Creed characters have to be cis but I think there should be a list of those that definitely aren't.
Characters that are trans, congruent to canon gender:
-Ezio: He just is trans to me. There's no other way to explain it. How did he have kids at an advanced age if he should be post-menopausal? With the combination of Isu genetics and the sheer power of Ezio Auditore I think he could pull off two geriatric pregnancies.
-Kassandra: Like Ezio, she just is.
-Desmond: Part of the reason he ran away. Start fresh, leave the cult you were raised in, change your gender.
-Lucy: She's done some bad things for that Abstergo supplied estrogen. It's okay though, I forgive her.
-Evie and Jacob: Counting them as one because they swapped both names and genders.
Characters that are trans in a different way from their canon gender
-Maria Thorpe: Something tells me she might have liked pretending to be Robert de Sable a little too much. And she was a tomboy growing up so there’s signs.
-Mary Read: Come on. Mary does not have a shred of binary, you don't spend that long being disguised. You can't commit to the bit that much before it becomes a part of you. Anyways Mary is genderfluid. You agree.
-Eivor: Being genderfluid is the easiest reconciliation of male/female Eivor. Also they're the reincarnation of Loki, the genderfuckiest god in the Norse pantheon. Edit: Eivor is Odin’s reincarnation, not Loki’s. Oops. My point still stands though and I do think Eivor is genderfluid.
-Giovanni Auditore: This one is really hard to explain without going on a whole rant but just know that he is nonbinary. To me okay. To me.
The only exception I can think of is Haytham, who is very much a cis man and I cannot fathom him as otherwise.
And that's all for now I'll add more when I think of some later.
Rebecca cuts and dyes her her own hair. it is naturally dark, but she also frequently ends up having to dye it back to dark brown/black so it can recover after she totally fries it.
Shaun is a "forgot to eat because I was too absorbed in what I was doing and now it's 3 am and I'm dying" person. This is why he ate Lucy's yogurts.
Desmond got his ears pierced by the girls who picked him up hitchhiking. He did it partially because he just liked the way it looked, partially because he knew it would have pissed off his dad, and partially because it was a small way of claiming back control of his body. He will not admit to that last one.
Lucy has night terrors and sleep paralysis. She doesn't tell a soul about it, but Desmond notices, somehow.
Rebecca prints out memes and tapes them up all over her workspace. She also likes to sneak them onto other people's desks and monitors and see how long it takes them to notice, especially Shaun's. Within 72 hours of meeting Desmond she had stuck a Blinking Sam meme to his bedframe, and that's when he decided that she was his favorite.
Desmond is absolutely a nerd in his own right, but in a different way from Shaun and Rebecca. He's legitimately nerdy about bartending and different kinds of beer and cocktails and all that, but he's also very knowledgeable about ecology and geography. He may have grown up in a cult, but at least it was a cult that believed in science.
Shaun drinks obscene amounts of caffeine. Lucy drinks very little. These two things are equally scary to Desmond and Rebecca.
Eagle Vision looks and feels a little bit different for everyone who has it. Desmond's is most similar to Ezio's, but there's little bits of Altair and Connor in there too.
