walk with me. assad and luke publicly humiliating themselves for eric's attention any chance they get but he's just not that into them. unrealistic as fuck but WALK WITH ME.
it starts with their little ig posts that are mostly funny. "room for another? no." but they mean that shit. they're fighting over a married man their dads' age and the guy is like, that's cute but all of this is pretend for the show's marketing, you kids know I'm married right?
lussad don't hang out. they're rivals. they hate each other. but they run into each other sometimes and they know playing nice with the other multiplies their chances to be spared a crumb of attention by eric. and the fans love it, which means the network loves it, so.
but that means sometimes they're together just the two of them in private, and they fight a lot. as time goes on, and they get less of a reaction from eric for their antics, they get nastier. they're meaner to each other. their public teasing becomes less charming and more desperate.
obviously tend up hate fucking, dubiously consensual style. recording each other without permission, threatening to release the footage. stupid, given it's both of them in it, not much of a threat. a lot of "you look pathetic" "yeah well you whine like a bitch". eventually one of them sends eric one of their sex tapes. and gets blocked, probably, which only makes them worse.
anyways idk. just two bros who can't stand each other getting curbed by a senior citizen and having gross unethical sex about it 😍 hate wins
eric blocking them is NASTYYYYYYYYYY i love yr mind this is awesome. im talking with u im frolicking joyously like i see the vision & its awesome. gross weird hatefucking 'sad cos daddy wouldnt fuck u huh' 'yeah well look who is here' & theyre both thinking of eric & ofc they both know the other is Objectively hot & attractive but that doesnt mean them having sex is Motivated by that. extra layer of luke being jealous as hell bc assad gets to kiss & touch eric during filming & assad seems to flaunt it as much as eric does when hes trolling & liking tweets or w/e. but yeah this is embarrassing grown ass men fighting like highschool boys over the popular girl (eric) & yet they cant stop. old man has dm actin g UNWISE