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I need to go to bed but. porn au.
Imagine Assad and Luke at the Bogosian family function. They're not sure in what capacity they're supposed to be here. Eric just told them to show up. They didn't even know anyone else was gonna be here until Eric answered the door in his "kiss the cook" apron and told them to go around back cause he's grilling for everybody. Eric has not told them how much his wife knows about them, let alone his kids. Distant cousins keep thinking Luke is Eric's third child they forgot about
help help help erotic mind games abound at the family barbecue are they here as coworkers? friends? lovers? people assuming theyre together but not w eric. they dont know how to respond. jo keeps making comments that allude to their relationship just to watch them squirm in discomfort. eric pretends to get flustered/nervous to amplify their anxiety. poor boys.
assad feeling possessed by armand & lbf in subspace: scissoring in their chairs during the suicide bait hypnosis scene
eric bogosian:
trying to come up with psychosexual situations but i just found out lbf and eric's son are dead ringers for each other and ontop of the his son's an armand fan i'm just. how am i supposed to out psychosexual incest ship THAT????? the bogosians are taking my job
ITS FUCKING INSANE!!! fiction is literally crazier than reality here. eric holding off fucking lbf bc he looks too mych like his son but he finally does it & feels so gross & guilty so he goes to assad n fucks him but that almost makes it worse bc assad is so sweet & doesnt understand why eric is being so cruel & then he feels bad abt fucking assad bc his son likes armand so hes basically banging his sons crush & its a whole mess i love my beautiful psychosexual rpf life
Okay to add on to the whole Assad dating Luke to get close to his dad/their teacher Eric: Luke and Assad doing loud student/ teacher role plays when they know Eric is in his study down the hall grading papers. Let's pretend Luke and Eric have the same last name for convenience sake so Assad can be all like "Mr. Bogosian, is there anything I can do to get my grades up?" which causes Eric to break a pencil. Assad starts moaning and crying out "Mr. Bogosian" while Luke fucks him on his squeaky mattress and Eric is furious because he knows he could fuck Assad way better. But he's also so turned on that he has to start jerking off, then he feels bad about being so jealous of his own son. Maybe Assad hasn't started sleeping with Eric at this point but later when Eric goes down to get himself a cup of coffee, Assad is waiting in the kitchen in nothing but a big sweater and a pair of tiny boxer briefs. He plays coy and apologizes ifn case he and Luke were being "disruptive" earlier, only to drop a comment about not being fully satisfied which is when Eric loses his composure and fucks him right there on the kitchen counter. When Assad goes back upstairs, he has a bunch of hickeys Luke knows he didn't give him ❤️❤️❤️
write it PLEASEEEEE i will do anything you want i will give you anything you want i just want to read a fic of this
"Assad looks like the gorgeous popular girl that Luke managed to convince to go to prom with him" Hear me out! Eric as Luke's dad and he works as a teacher at the same high school Luke goes to. And Assad realises that Luke has a huge crush on him so he starts dating him to get close to Luke's dad (Stacey's Mom style lol). And Assad comes over to their place to pick Luke up for prom and he's like "Oh, hi, Mr. Bogosian, can you help me with my corsage please? It's crooked 🥺" Maybe they end up fucking while Luke is getting ready or maybe Eric is chaperoning and they end up sneaking off 😌 Luke lowkey knows but he doesn't care because Assad is still letting him hit
i’ve been eating drywall ever since i read this. honestly i have nothing to say but it’s so perfect i NEED it written. luke not caring if his dad fucks his bf because he’s getting to as well…literature 🚬
im too tored to blog rn but az's story. theyre having threesomes or some weirdinsane contrived affair we cant even comprehend
Eric & Luke father/son bonding time kidnapping Assad. What's a better father's day gift than a cute little bunny your dad can forcibly breed? And it's a teaching moment! Eric teaching his son how to tie knots using his brand new baby brother.
gonna make this hybrid omegaverse sorryyyy but you’re the one that called assad a breedable bunny. single dad eric (alpha) and his only cub luke (beta) that needs to find a mate. luke has tried bringing home prospective mates but eric disapproves of all of them (definitely not because he wants to keep luke all to himself) and he’s getting tired of being without a mate. sure, he’s not an alpha that goes into rut or an omega that goes into heat but he still has sexual needs and wants companionship so he thinks a change of course is in order. he’s going to find and kidnap a mate so perfect there is no way his dad will object. he goes into town (this is taking place in a fairy tale forest village setting suddenly i guess) and sees a small theater production going on in the square and there on the stage, is a cute bunny boy with floppy black ears and luke decides then and there that he has to have him. luke is a friendly guy so he approaches the bunny after the performance is done and they hit it off like that and plan a picnic date for tomorrow in the meadow near luke’s house.
luke runs home to tell eric about assad and to ask him to bake pies for their picnic. eric is already not happy about this. bunnies are not real mates for wolves. luke needs to find a nice wolf mate he can breed with. luke doesn’t back down though and says you’re wrong, dad. you’ll see soon enough how perfect he is.
eric reluctantly makes berry hand pies for his son’s date and the next day, watches him scramble to fix sandwiches and mix a batch of lemonade and then pack it all in a basket. it’s more effort than he’s ever seen luke put into courting a mate so this must be some special boy but still, he’s not special enough for eric to accept as a son in law and he knows that for certain even if he hasn’t met him yet.
the date goes well and assad is so witty and bouncy and has such a potently sweet omega scent that luke can smell even as a beta and it makes him wonder if this is what being an alpha feels like because he has the barely containable urge to push assad onto his tummy in the thick grass and mate him. but he wants permission from his dad first so he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a vial of medicinal sedative potion and pours some into assad’s cup when he’s distracted. with each polite sip of his lemonade, assad becomes drowsier and when he falls unconscious luke picks him up and carries him to his house.
eric hears luke shouting for him to open the door so he does and limp in luke’s arms is the prettiest bunny hybrid eric has ever seen. luke puts him down on their dining table and is like see, see? i told you he’s perfect! eric agrees that the boy is perfect, just not for luke—but for himself (which he doesn’t say aloud).
the bunny’s scent is intoxicating and maybe he’s crazy but it seems to be growing stronger the longer he’s in the house as if his body is reacting to eric’s presence. but no, he’s proven very much sane when luke says “oh! dad, he’s leaking slick? that’s weird…he wasn’t in heat before…” eric strokes one of the boy’s soft ears and he whimpers in his sleep, foot twitching at the stimulation.
luke is like well??? have you changed your mind? can he be my mate? eric says okay but only because he knows he’ll have assad’s needy hole stuffed with his knot in no time and it’s better to have him already living under his roof so he can keep knotting the omega over and over. the fact that he’ll be the one to satisfy his son’s mate makes it so much hotter.