Nika(luffy)x sanji prompts
God doesn't want virgins he wants a cook reports rejected sacrifice. They send a virgin(?) cook.
Sanji joins a cooking competition not knowing they are competing to be a god's chef.
Sanji has had just the most rotten luck all his life. Now he sits in an abandon shrine during a terrible thunderstorm watching some homeless person devour his lunch. (Aka sanji feeds forgotten god luffy and receives his blessing. Luffy also makes sanji his priest so he can follow him around out side the shrine causing mischief the only sanji seems to be able to see)











