#lugoposting

[chef-lugoli-official]

Remember kids, don't fall for Citadel propaganda!

• Your accomplishments are your own, you have no higher being to thank for them but yourself.

• Suffering is not holy and no one will reward you for it. Take your cures and take it easy.

• Sinning isn't real.

• Cannibalism is rad 🤘

• Gender is fake, make shit up and have fun.

• Laws are meant to be broken.

• Hedonism is good.

• And most importantly life is short so get freaky, be a pervert, get fat and party hard. The gods don't give a shit.

[chef-lugoli-official]

Upstairs neighbor being loud as fuck again hOW AM I HEARING YOUR FUCKASS PIANO ALL THE WAY FROM BILEWATER??

[chef-lugoli-official]

if you're rude to my kitchen staff they're allowed to stab kill maim mangle kill you btw. #workersrights

[chef-lugoli-official]

I have a deal with my lugolings that if I die they have to eat me & cook me in as many different ways as possible. Don't wanna be buried that's a waste of good meat

[chef-lugoli-official]

Shout out to my fellow they/them'ers, may you remain forever powerful and ungenderable

[chef-lugoli-official]

Eating will solve all of your problems actually

Tired? Eat a little something to regain energy

Sad? Get yourself a little treat to cheer you up

Lonely? Take a baking class and meet some fellow gourmands

Getting a divorce? Eat his lawyer so he can't take the kids

Neighbor being a pain? Can't bother you anymore if you make them into a nice stew

Wanted for murder (eating your neighbor and your ex-partner's lawyer)? They can't put you on trial if you eat the evidence

Cold? Drink some nice hot soup to warm you right up

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what do you mean grand mother silk got nuked

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Introducing: The Sinner's Road Kitchen Staff!

OOC: And finally properly introducing the Lugolings!

You can now ask questions to Soup, Bung and Jebb! They may also voice their opinions under certain asks, or temporarily take over the account if Lugoli needs a break.

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