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What is battleship? And I got my first big money commission!!! Wahoo
and my current Wii fixations are kicking my ass and not letting me write my GTA
so I’ll be in’n’out
[LuIgi] I can find no Mario Luigi emoji
congrats on the commission!!
battleship is the event being run for this year by @mcytblraufest! you can find more info there. it's tons of fun and there's a bunch of different mediums you can create with!
Hi, i'm the Luigi anon
Y’all look!!!!! 😭
Hi, this is Luigi. I got a phone past the COs. It's a long story, one which is not that fascinating and demanded a lot of psychological finesse. I just wanted to say a few things after lurking your blog for two hours.
What the fuck?
I am not gay
I have never taken steroids in my life. Steroids are the crutch of a weak culture obsessed with surface-level dominance. They turn the male body into a distorted performance piece—an arms race of muscle density with no evolutionary function. You lose your hair, shrink your balls etc..
Mommy kink. Lol.
Yes, I took progress pics. I was bulking on an island with nothing but protein powder and paperbacks. But they weren’t vanity shots. There's a difference between posing and observing.
Since you've been wondering, yes I am neurodivergent.
Whoever sent me "The Problems of Philosophy" by Bertrand Russell, I appreciate it.
Yeah, I’ve been to Italy. I went to Cefalù as a kid.
As a teenager I used to wear some random Azzaro bottle I found in my dad’s drawer. No idea what it was—probably "Chrome" or some other hypermasculine noun in liquid form. Now my scent of choice is currently whatever the MDC laundry detergent is—eau de institutional linen with a top note of harsh lighting.
I feel like we collectively evolved into one giant, overly-online flirtation loop.
Yeah, I won’t lie—I used to have what you’d politely call a "soft chest." Tried everything to buff it up.
"Imagine him eating you out like it’s his last meal eyes rolled back saying “ So fuckin’ sweet how do you taste this good?”" If I’m that hungry and eating, I’m not stopping to talk.
""My friend who isn't into luigi: hey your man has penetrated Chinese social media Me: sad he's penetrating everything but me sighs"" Damn. Maybe I’m better at digital conquest than at real-life moves.
"Speaking about pants... pls lets make a honorable mention to those red jeans he was wearing in that 2022 christmas pic with his family... lulubby I'm usually DOWN for his nerdy fits but those were a bit too much for me.. (affectionately)" Nah, you like me better in orange anyway
I’m definitely I, N, T—
"I wish luigi would’ve stalked me instead of brian." lol. could’ve saved myself a few penalties
Anon, or whoever you are out there on the internet, thank you for taking the time to make me laugh today 😭😭😭😭😭 because this is just golden LMAOOO
Sim!Dream gave birth. There's six babies, and all but the youngest (their third daughter, Lucy) ABSOLUTELY HATE HIS GUTS BECAUSE HE'S A WEREWOLF. TBF, Lucy hates George because he's a vampire, so apparently I got five vampire babies and one werewolf baby, but we'll see how the dice roll because I think I forgot to the check vampire-werewolf hybrid mixes so I might need to adjust them.
--Luigi Anon
There's a lotgoing on here
Update--it took two more in-game days and forty-four minutes of my life listening to a true crime podcast and trying not to pass out at my computer, but I am happy to announce that Sim!Dream is finally pergenat.
I have no idea how this is going to turn out because I've only done werewolf-werewolf, werewolf-human, and vampire-human pairings before but not werewolf-vampire. I think we can get werewolf, dormant werewolf, and vampire children? We'll see, I gotta set up my typical Google Sheets and stuff for this so I'll be back tomorrow and update you on how it went.
For now, I take my leave,
Luigi Anon
WOOOO rivetting stuff
Okay, so it's been a week in-game and Sim!Dream is still not prefnart. Logistically, it's because of a mod but lorewise it's so funny because now it's like "okay, so clearly werewolf and vampire pregnancies are rare as fuck" but also...clearly it's meant to be Sim!George getting pregante.
Oh, no, how terrible, I need to write more DNF pregnancy fics /s
But also I need to wait three more Sim days to get Sim!DNF pregananant and it's frustrating but I will stay up all night if I have to. Fuck college work, I'm almost finished with my current class project anyways. (It's not that bad, it's like...a Sim game hour, I need to stay up to charge my phone, and it only takes that long because I micromanage them after Sim!George has almost died TWICE of sun exposure like a dumbass)
--luigi anon
Youbetter get that man pregnatn before Ikll myself
I'm upset because of stuff I currently just want to forget about and my solution has been to write more DNF mpreg nature is going to heal if I must force it. (And also adding DNF...fempreg? Lesbian pregnancy? IDFK)
First though, I must make DNF in the Sims and get one of them prefnart. Before that step, though, I have one question: should I lean into the spirit of Halloween and make werewolf!Dream and vampire!George?
--sincerely, luigi anon (I'm back, bitches, bastards, and bitchards)
Yesto all of the above
I’m in my dream arc right now (sick, can barely breathe or move, half sure I’m dying) but the DNF mpreg waits for no one! — luigi anon
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