summary: what it’s like to go on vacay with lu :) destination is arbitrary
wc ~ 400: i love headcannons
warnings: none sfw, lots of fluff
BEFORE
- wakes you up at the crack of dawn for an 11am boarding time
- lets you sleep in the car as he packs it
- swiftly finds a spot in the airport parking, preferring it over awkward ubers
- you decide to start the day off with some overpriced coffee
- “budgeting is something you need to take seriously. you dropped $7 on a latte that costs twenty-three cents in beans. If I charged that markup for my work, I’d be on the cover of Forbes and in prison at the same ti-”
- you use two fingers to pinch his lips, gaze straight ahead as you sip on your hot latte
- you decide to listen to some music but realize you left your airpods at home
- luigi can sense your mood dwindling so he goes to the electronics store and buys you another pair
- “so much for budgeting..”
- “whatever”
- getting too comfortable in business class, he asks the flight attendant for more biscoff cookies
- watches documentary on 2008 financial crisis for fun
- plans your itinerary mid-flight, cross-referencing exchange rates and Yelp reviews
- insists turbulence is “statistically insignificant” while gripping the armrest
DURING
- unpacks the toiletries just to line them up by brand prestige
- calls the front desk to compliment the water pressure like it’s a performance review
- tries to casually conversate in the local language but accidentally orders six salads
- wears the hotel robe and the slippers to breakfast
- somehow befriends housekeeping and learns their life story
- claims he doesn’t like tourist traps then signs you both up for the hotel’s painting class
- reads every single museum placard aloud until you start walking ahead on purpose
- pretends to hate group tours but ends up answering the guide’s rhetorical questions
- takes multiple photos of you, then spends fifteen minutes editing them
- buys street food from the most questionable cart because “authenticity builds immunity”
- drinks champagne on the balcony and launches into a lecture about the economic elasticity of luxury markets while you just watch the sunset
AFTER
- IMMEDIATELY UNPACKS LIKE A PSYCHOPATH
- washes his hands to rid himself of the airport air
- “do you want to shower first?”
- greets and plays with the dogs as if he hasn't seen them in years
- flops into bed dramatically once hes clean
- scrolls through his camera roll, rating every photo like a film critic
- starts deleting any useless duplicates to save space
- opens his laptop “just to check emails” and falls asleep mid-sentence
imagine husband!luigi carrying you back to your guys’s room after the two of you just got back from a date night. the date having been the most romantic thing ever, luigi ordering your favorite food, the restaurant being dim lit, light conversation flowing about in the room. once your back home you start complaining about how much your feet hurt and he helps you by carrying you. he lays you down onto the bed and you two exchange a quick glance at each other. luigi’s eyes searching yours. as the night goes on, you two end the perfect night off by making love and him praising you through it all. “you look beautiful amore mio, my beautiful wife,” ⊹ ࣪ ˖
I’m traveling for work this week and just realized my flight is tomorrow and not Monday as I thought 😭
The plan is still to manage to post chapter 99 of Luigi Ever After tomorrow Sunday as planned - but just letting you know that my schedule all of a sudden became a bit tighter than expected lol
(I don’t feel Monday will be a very good day to post a fic, so… 🫣)
Anyways - here is a short preview!! As mentioned before, we’ll do a slight time jump and find ourselves in 2028 with Valentina now 1 year old 🥰
May 29th 2028 - John F. Kennedy International Airport
“Final boarding call for passengers Mrs. Mangione and Mr. Mangione traveling on flight 482 to Pisa. Mrs. Mangione and Mr. Mangione, please proceed immediately to Gate 27. The gate is closing. This is your final boarding call.”
You were a few steps behind Luigi, trying to keep up as he rushed ahead with his backpack slung over one arm and Valentina balanced on the other. Your own bag bounced against your side as you ran, your breath coming in short bursts, the metallic taste now sharp in your mouth.
At least you had worn leggings and running shoes – which was pure luck, since you had no idea getting dressed this morning that you would have to do a full sprint through the airport.
Your legs burned as the gate sign finally came into view.
You pushed a strand of hair out of your face, weaving through the crowd, your heart pounding as you were coming closer. Luigi glanced back over his shoulder, still running, while Valentina seemed completely unbothered by the chaos - laughing as she bounced on his arm, her tiny hands gripping his sweater.
“Are you coming?” he called, breathless.
“Yes!” you shot back, nearly colliding with someone as you dodged past. “I’m going as fast as I can - your legs are fucking twice as long as mine!”
Just as your body felt ready to give out, you finally reached the gate - the flight attendant meeting you there smiling before she quickly ushered you through.
“Just in time,” she said, her tone amused as she guided you down the jet bridge.
You gave her an apologetic smile, still catching your breath.
“Thank you,” you managed, relief flooding through you as you stepped onto the plane.
Inside, the cabin was dimly lit – and outside the windows it was already pitch black. You had booked the latest flight you could find - 11 p.m. - hoping that Valentina would sleep through most of it.
The business class cabin felt calm, almost cocooned, the seats arranged in pairs with curved panels creating small, private spaces.
In the front row where you were seated there was a wall replacing the usual next row of seats, which created extra room - the spot where Valentina’s bassinet would be set up - even though you suspected she’d end up sleeping on top of Luigi anyway.
You sank into your seat as Luigi stowed the bags overhead, placing Valentina on your lap - slipping off her knit sweater and gently adjusting the small bow in her curly hair – the same bow she had loudly protested at home before leaving.
And surely – just as she realized what you were doing - she reached up, trying to push your hand away, her wide dark eyes darting around, taking the new environment in.
“Valentina – I beg of you” you let out with a tired laugh. “We need to look presentable, okay? I have a hard time believing this bow bothers you that much.”
Luigi dropped into the seat beside you, letting out a relieved laugh before leaning in to kiss you. You smiled against his lips, a quiet giggle escaping before you pulled back.
“How did that even happen?” you said, shaking your head. “I’ve never been that late for a flight in my life.”
“I’m blaming her,” Luigi said with a grin, pressing a kiss to Valentina’s head.
You glanced up as the flight attendant returned, crouching slightly so she was level with you.
“Hi there, Valentina,” she said softly. “We’ll set up the bassinet for you after takeoff, okay?”
She gestured toward the wall in front of you before looking back between you and Luigi with a polite smile.
“Can I get you something to drink before departure?”
Luigi leaned back slightly, still catching his breath, and nodded.
“Water would be amazing.”
As the flight attendant went to get a bottle of water, you leaned back into your seat too, finally letting your body relax.
Valentina on the other hand, wasted no time - and just as you expected, she immediately climbed over into Luigi’s lap, her small arms wrapping instinctively around his neck. She blinked up at him a few times before making a soft sound, pressing her cheek against his.
He let out a soft hum, turning his face slightly into hers, his hand coming up to the back of her head to hold her securely against him.
Ever since Valentina had grown big enough to show her preferences, she had made one thing very clear - she was completely, utterly, undeniably - a daddy’s girl.
She followed him everywhere, refusing to let him out of her sight for even a second - and honestly? It went both ways.
Luigi and Valentina were absolutely inseparable.
You watched them for a moment, a small smile forming on your lips, something warm settling in your chest. You couldn’t even be jealous that she preferred him over you - because if you were her, you’d choose him too.
Valentina shifted slightly in Luigi’s arms, turning her head again until she was more comfortably tucked against his chest. After a moment, she blinked up at you, her eyes soft and curious.
You smiled, leaning over to gently stroke her cheek, your thumb brushing lightly against her skin.
Luigi smiled as he pressed a kiss to the top of her head, holding her a little closer.
I decided to do something like this cause, why not? Hope y'all enjoy!!
🌸SFW🌸
He confessed to you while he took you out to a fancy restaurant, and you happily accepted.
At first, Luigi had a hard time figuring out how to tell you that he loved you, but with the help of Mario he was able to confess to you.
Luigi wasn't sure what to do in a relationship, for you were his first real girlfriend, but you helped him through it.
Although he loves you, I feel like he wouldn't be too much on PDA in public. He will gladly hold your hand and hug you, but he'd rather give you passionate hugs and kisses in private.
He is scared a lot, but he would protect you. Even if it means dying or getting really hurt from it, he would do it in a heartbeat.
Loves romantic comedies, even the cheesy Hallmark ones, but always cries at them.
Luigi hardly got sick but when he did, he prefers to be laying down with a bowl of warm soup and watching cartoons.
If you are on the spectrum, he always listens to what you have to say, even if it's about the same subject over and over again. He just loves hearing you talk and is very supportive.
If you have any kind of mental illness, he is super supportive and wants to help you in any way he can even if he can't help out. He just wants you to be comfortable as you can be.
Loves to cook for you even if you're the cook of the relationship.
Loves being the small spoon but will be the big spoon for you when you want him to be.
LOVES baths with you. Showers are okay, but he prefers baths because he can sit down and hold you while also bathing you.
Speaking of baths, lots and lots of bubbles.
This man has major anxiety, and although he'd prefer for you not to worry about him, he loves it when you comfort him through a panic attack or when he is overstimulated.
Whenever the events in the movie happened, he started to have major separation anxiety from you.
Stresses out when you're five minutes late from when you said you would be home.
He has major anxiety in general, and even though he doesn't want you to worry about him, you will always be there to comfort and help him through a panic attack or when he is overstimulated.
He wants to give you the best life he can possibly can
Buys whatever you want since gift giving is a part of his love language
Will clean the kitchen and wash dishes for you if you cooked for the night even if you insisted he didn't have to
He will hold every door for you, no matter where y'all are at
Likes to twirl and mess with his mustache when he is bored.
Lets you trim his hair and mustache when it gets too long
You both have a monthly spa day together that consists of face masks, a bath bomb bath, and nails.
Will let you paint his nails if you ask
Gift giving, physical touch, and acts of kindness are his love language
When he can't sleep at night, he will hold you and think about y'all's future together. Puts him right to sleep.
When you get a nightmare, he holds you and places soft kisses on you to help calm you down. You do the same for him too.
Loves laying on you and when you run your fingers through his hair. Another thing that puts him right to sleep.
Has a sweet tooth
Likes his coffee sweet enough that it isn't bitter tasting anymore.
Can't drink energy drinks because they make him too hyper and crazy
"You're stunning." is his favorite thing to say to you.
Has a skin care routine. Nothing too complicated or expensive but enough to keep his skin soft, smooth and acne free.
Loves to sing in the shower like he is performing a concert. He gets flustered every time you walk in on him singing but you think it's the most adorable thing ever.
Loves to go on the roof of y'all's house and stargaze with you. If it was hot, he would bring a pillow up there and if it was cold he would bring both a pillow and heavy blanket.
You always catch him staring at you with a smile on his face but he can't help but admire you.
Will always help you with household chores.
Always love doing everything with you like brushing your teeth together or doing chores together.
Luigi is extremely ticklish so you both have tickle fights with each other and you end up winning every time. (Or you both forfeit if you're super ticklish too.)
Will pull all nighters with you and you end up being sleep deprived and delirious and yet full of energy at the same time.
🔥NSFW🔥
Luigi is a virgin for you are his first relationship.
When he started thinking sexual thoughts about you, he was ashamed of himself even though it was entirely normal.
You reassured him that it was normal and there was nothing wrong with that. (You totally thought those same thoughts about him too.)
When it comes to y'all's first time, he is extremely nervous. He just wants to do good and please you.
You guide him throughout the session and he follows your every need.
Loves your body but he is a boob guy. Would let you suffocate him with your breasts if you'd let him.
Placed kisses all over your body and still does each time y'all do it.
He is loud. Whimpers, moans, the whole nine yards.
When he first orgasmed cause of you, he was practically yelling for you and his whole body shook so hard that he shook the bed as well.
He came after three thrusts with y'alls first time, but has gotten way more tolerable the more y'all do it.
Always makes sure to take care of you first before he lets you do anything to him.
Not super long, but super thick. 5 inches. Ifyk.
Was super shy being naked in front of you for the first time ever.
Luigi isn't skin and bones but not fat either. Has some pudge with some chest hair, not a jungle though, with a happy trail going down to his crotch, which was a jungle.
Always will shave for you if you ask.
Very vanilla but is always willing to try things for you if you ask as long as they don't involve hurting you badly.
Coming from above, he would not do anything to hurt you. He is okay with spanking if you ask but won't harshly bite you nor hit you.
Will dominate you if you ask but he prefers to be the one dominated.
When you first tied him up, he realizes he loves it very much.
Loves it when you are in control.
Will let you peg him.
He is on cloud nine when you perform oral on him.
Even though he doesn't have previous experience, he eats you up like a four course five star meal and you love it everytime.
When you first put on lingerie, he was absolutely smitten with you and could not stop staring at you. Of course it was a green set, his favorite color.
Will start speaking Italian when he is on the edge of finishing.
"Oh mio amore, don't stop please."
You always have to remind him to breath when he is close to finishing for he is so focused on it that he forgets to breath.
The king of aftercare. Will cuddle you naked, get you some snacks and drinks, watch cartoons with you, shower with you, etc.
Always asks for your consent with everything, even if he knows you will say yes to it.
Always rubbing his hands against your skin during sex. Loves feeling your soft skin.
Cowgirl is his favorite position but will do any position you want.
"You're amazing, miele."
Will make sure you cum a few times before you take care of him. He cares more about your needs than his own.
Loves making out with you as he is thrusting into you.
Praise him. Tell him how good he is doing, he loves it.
He always tells you how much he loves you afterwards and how amazing you were and you do the same for him.
You two always feel so blissful and high for each other after each session.
💚
I hope y'all enjoyed this!! I had so much fun with it honestly.
It was almost 2:30am when Luigi woke up to the sound of rustling in the kitchen. He turned over and saw your side of the bed was empty, he didn't see it as a big deal since he felt you leave the bed a few times earlier in the night.
Luigi tiredly made his way toward the kitchen while rubbing the sleep out of his eyes, where he discovered you washing some dishes.
"(y/n), it's 2:30 in the morning, what are you doing?" He asked.
You broke from your concentration when you heard your boyfriend's voice and you smiled at him.
"I know I said I'd wash em' tomorrow, but I thought why not take care of them now." You say.
"What else have you been doing in here?" He asked looking around, he didn't even realize that the washer was going in the background. And your laptop was sitting on the coffee table and it was on and beside that was a half-eaten plate of food.
"Just some last-minute clothes, I wanted to get some juice but the cup I wanted was dirty, and then when I was doing that, I finally figured out the story plot that I want to use, just you know, things." You shrugged.
"Baby, you're manic." Luigi says softly.
"I know." You admitted. "I tried to ignore it this time, but I couldn't sleep."
Luigi walks over towards you and turns off the sink and removes the rubber gloves from your hands. "You should've said something."
"I didn't want to wake you up, you were sleeping peacefully and I know you have to work in the morning." You say.
"Oh, angel cakes, you don't have to worry about me, you're more important right now." Luigi says.
He walks you back to the bedroom and lays you down on his chest once you both got in the bed.
"I'm sorry, I'm just a mess tonight."
"You don't have to apologize sweetheart."
"Lu, what's wrong with me?" You asked, fighting back tears.
"(y/n), there's nothing wrong with you, you're just overwhelmed right now." He reassures.
There was a short pause.
"Did you take your meds today?" He asked you.
You sigh. "I forgot. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, but we both know it's to help when you have anxiety." Luigi looks over at the clock on the nightstand and saw that it was almost three in the morning.
"Let's just try to sleep."
You sat up and gave a kiss on Luigi's nose.
"I do have a honker don't I?" Luigi chuckles.
"I think it's adorable." You say as you laid your head back on his chest.
"I think you're adorable, Fiore Mio." Luigi says as he gently massaged your scalp through your satin bonnet.
Minutes later, you went back to sleep.
Luigi looked down and saw you sleeping peacefully, he fixed your bonnet and placed a kiss on your head.
Heres my new OC Mallory for my luigis mansion story!
Shes was about 13 and lived near a building that was very notorious for being haunted. Her "friends" all said that they were going and peer pressured her into going with them. When her and her "friends" came across a violent ghost they ended up using her as a distraction and she ended up dying while they all escaped
She doesn't trust anyone easily anymore and it takes luigi saving her from some other ghosts tormenting for her to trust him. She ends up getting really attached to him and he decides to treat her as if she were his daughter.
She is very calm and tends to be very weary of things. She doesnt always think before she acts and gets in lots of trouble especially with other ghosts. She is very creative and is pretty active. Luigi can find her acting or singing with some of the friendlier ghosts that were able to get her out of her shell.
