Here is my very good very serious Luigi x Reader. Very real. Very serious. Yes.
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You were walking down the sidewalk when a green man turned the corner and stumbled.
"M-mamma mia, a sexy person!!!!!" he said saidfully. His shining brown hair donned a green hat and matching green shirt, paired with some navy overalls deeper than the evening sky. His eyes were also blue, the most beautiful blue you've ever seen. Like, a lightish blue. They were really freakin blue. His shining azure face planets framed a big beautiful mustache and round nose. He clumsily stomped around in his dark brown Timbs™️ trying to straighten up. But straightn't, he was.
"Mamma mia! Erm, I mean- Excuse-a me!! I didn't say anything!!" stumbled the green guy, who very clearly just said something.
"Reverse Uno card, sexy man," you said, "But you're also a sexy person, which is why I'm calling you sexy. Bazinga"
"Oh my freaking god I'm so gay that's so hot I can't even," said Luigi, "I'm Luigi btw the author forgot to introduce me. But it's really obvious. Just look at the post title tbh"
"Skibidi bop mm dada" you memed memefully, because cringe is dead
You made out for 100000;747644894839g3 hours in public on the random sidewalk
THE END #truestory!!!!!!!

















