Jan 5, 2020
Pit: What do you mean why we are all here?
Pit: You mean in the afterlife? That’s easy.
Pit: Because Ness’s asleep, Luigi’s dead, Bayonetta’s alive, and I’m an angel, couldn’t be simpler.
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Pit: What do you mean why we are all here?
Pit: You mean in the afterlife? That’s easy.
Pit: Because Ness’s asleep, Luigi’s dead, Bayonetta’s alive, and I’m an angel, couldn’t be simpler.
Do you play online? I would love to add you as a friend on switch and battle you, or with you, online. - @luigismustache
Unfortunately not! I don’t have online capabilities right now.
Kirby: I am not scared of you!
Kirby: None of us are!
Luigi: (i kind of am)
Kirby: Luigi shut up!
Mario: Uuuuh that sounds kinda like an anxiety disorder bro.
Luigi: Another one, oh no.
Dark Meta Knight: Your lives are so simple and easy. It must be really nice being human, even though you’re so weak.
DMK: But maybe it’s okay to be weak, if that’s what’s normal.
Luigi: Yeah, it is pretty great, actually. I highly recommend being human.
Luigi: We’re flying!
Gordon Freeman: Not flying, falling! With style!
Luigi: Oh hey, you guys are back early.
Olimar: Moon’s haunted.
Luigi: ... what?
Olimar, loading a pistol and getting back on his ship: Moon’s haunted.
Luigi: Watch this.
Luigi: *does absolutely nothing.*
Luigi: Did you see how I minded my own business?!