#misquote

[glorfindelridesagain]

Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.

Thorin: Fine.

Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.

[lois-lanes-strapon]

Ilya: We are lovers.

Shane: That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and "pizza."

[shadowpuppetteer]

Fox bellhop: A Mr. Hamato, a Mr. Hamato, a Mr. Hamato, a Mr. Hamato, and a Mr. Hamato are here to see you, mum.

Big Momma: Are we to receive every Hamato in the city?

*Splinter and the turtles sit in her couch*

[chillyangel]

“The bathroom is the heart of the home”

[gobs-stuff]

drew someone's WOL for art fight

[retroyoshi]

[acidhydra101]

"Venetian Snares are cunning," - father grigori; half-life 2

[shakespearenews]

Letter by Letter, Steve Gleason Typed His Memoir With His Eyes

The former N.F.L. player has been living with A.L.S. for more than a decade. Sharing “the most lacerating and vulnerable times” in “A Life I

Galleys for your book opened with a quote from Shakespeare, “Tears water our growth.” How did you come across it? Why that quote?

I know this will come as a shock, but not everything I read on the internet is true! While this quote was attributed to Shakespeare, we did a little digging and there is no record of him ever saying or writing this, even though it’s constantly attributed to him. Although, in “As You Like It,” he does write: “Sweet are the uses of adversity. …” [The quote is now attributed to Author Unknown.]