#luigitag

[beetlefucker]

the long list of villagers i prefer, with bold being the best

alligators: drago

anteaters: olaf

bears: beardo, curt, teddy

bulls: vic

birds: jaques

cats: ankha, bob, kabuki, lolly, monique, olivia, punchy, stinky, tangy, tom (a lot of cats are great ok)

chicken: knox

deer: all the deer look cool i wouldnt mind any of them

dogs: lucky

ducks: joey, drake, miranda

eagles: apollo, pierce, sterling, and all the others i love all the eagles

elephants: tia

frogs: gigi, ribbot

goats: gruff, nan

horses: julian

kangaroos: walt, mathilda

koalas: eugene, melba

lions: mott

octopi: all of them. all three of them

ostrich: phil, phoebe

penguins: boomer, gwen

rabbits: carmen, coco, tiffany

sheep: curlos, vesta

squirrels: peanut, static

tigers: bianca

wolves: lobo, kyle, all the others too

i dont want anyone else from the other species. all gorrilas/hippos/monkeys/mice/hamsters are lame

i'll make a visual to go with this one day

[beetlefucker]

okay so the dream i was with my sister because i had to watch her for the day and we were in this office building and i was dragging her along because i was a spy and i had to uncover some secrets about the boss who ran whatever company worked out of that building because my agency suspected that he would be the cause of an "unfortunate accident" at some ceremony and it would involve cake and mirrors. the boss was this fat bald guy who wore suits that might have been too small for him b/c his neck would bulge out a lot.

anyway so we were going through trying to avoid being detected and we got to a records room and there was a secretary there and she was like "what're you looking for" and i told her the truth for some reason and she gave me this report because she didnt trust the boss either, and told me to read page 35 because that had the most important information. she also gave me a map of the building. i suspected that she was the one who wrote up this report

then my sister had to use the bathroom so i took her and in the room next door were two people i knew in real life? it was weird i guess they worked there so i told my sister to stay with them while i went to do my thing. while she was in there i looked over the report and it had information about how there were numerous mysterious deaths that were all linked to the boss, and information about how the boss was researching the use of satellites and reflective surfaces which was kind of relevant (mirrors!!!)

so i went through the bathroom (it had two doors on either side for some reason that must have led to awkward moments) and out into the grand hall of the building. it was like the plain, narrow office building was connected to grand central station. anyway i was going to continue forwards but i saw two guys come out from a door that was guarded so i snatched one of their key cards as they passed (like in monsters uni haha) but that's when i woke up

[beetlefucker]

i told someone that i always have my junk in my underwear straight down and not like up or off across my thigh or anything and he was like "what? isnt that uncomfortable?? i cant do that" and i was confused

also people bug me about crossing my legs the "girl way" and they ask me things like "DOESNT IT HURT YOUR DICK" and then they try to cross their legs and start complaining about pain and i'm just like wtf i'm not even moving anything out of the way and i dont have a small dick either

penises are weird

[beetlefucker]

is it a thing to pull your dick up and trap it under your underwear waistband so it won't stick out and make a bulge if your wearing boxers or something because that doesnt work for me it's still very obvious

my dick doesnt rise above 90 degrees and it curves downwards a lot

[beetlefucker]

idk i just feel really bad whenever people are like "you're always on the computer you need to get off" or they try to get me off of it or things that are similar to that

like they dont understand that a lot of the time i feel like shit whenever i dont have computer access

and then my parents get mad at me for being on electronics too much but they dont understand. like i've joked with them being all "i can't get off i'm addicted" but maybe i should actually sit them down and tell them how i feel about all of this

i dont feel like it's that serious though maybe?? like i dont want my parents thinking this is a huge deal. and i'm not totally addicted because it doesnt interfere with my daily life (at least i dont think so)

[beetlefucker]

actually i'm at my happiest whenever i'm drawing with my tablet and i spend a lot of time moping that i cant draw with it or get on a computer or something

atleast i've been drawing in my sketchbooks in the meantime :/

[beetlefucker]

i feel like five times better whenever i'm online i have an internet addiction clearly

[beetlefucker]

Of them with each other.

i would all of them with each other. like seriously i dont care if it’s the most random pairing crossovers are beautiful

thing is, some of these guys don’t have an immediately obvious connection that would make the pairing make sense. (i’m going by this)

but if i had to i’d say isshin and iskander (they’re both anime), thomas and apollo (because furries. substitute a bowser in, possibly), snake and chris, and texas and thomas (for obvious reasons)