#lululandd

[kaar-ne]

hes escalated from animal torture to human torture

HOW DARE HE?! D:<

[powerfultenderness]

WELL FINISH IT NOW >:(

Wait! I have an excuse! Look! My doggo had puppies!

[indifferent-depravity]

doing my best i promise! i have a few fics im formulating rn and at least two of them will have smut!

[latinowolverine]

🍕🍝

➡️📦

🚚🏠

⬇️🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

🧀🍆

🥫⚽️🏀

this is what it feels like to be able to read hieroglyphs, i think 🤩🤩🤩

[sakkajagga]

fuck you and your pfp >:T

well?? we're waiting, coward.

[5eraphim]

strength and temperance for thanatos? 😳👉👈 thankyouu😳❤️

Strength - How outwardly passionate is this yandere around their darling? 

Easily one of the most different around their beloved in private vs in public, even when he is utterly smitten, he can't change his stony exterior. So in public he's sliiiightly kinder and softer to you than his other close comrades, but in private it's a whole other matter. Only when he's alone would you find him acting emotional, and honestly needy for you and your affections.

Temperance - What made this person yandere for their darling? 

As mentioned before he's very emotionless and coy on the outside, so even if he were feeling a romantic connection, he would likely need at least some kind of romantic validation or security from you to feel as though it were "safe" for him to pursue you like this. Likely, Than is more drawn to people who exude "warmth", "security", people who embody what he struggles to provide for himself.

(Also, if you happen to gain his mother's favor, he will be all the more sure you're the one for him!)

Yandere Taro Card Themed Asks !

[blackssuunn]

hewwo i just saw your "uNpOpUlaR" ghost hc and i saw you wrote that ghost can (will) sneeze like a kitten and this instantly came to mind

god i hope that link works its not a virus i promise

It doesn’t appear in the ask :(( but feel free to send it again! I'd love to see what you associated the hc with :D

Edit: this is the video, if anyone is curious. Now picture a 6'3-4 beast sneezing like that.

[thenightgazer]

h-hewwo ‪ฅ(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)ฅ‬ maybe a little vergil x one of your OCs/reader? "how did you fuck it up this bad? all you had to do was press 'ON'." thenkkkk♡

OOOOOH this is brilliant idea 🤣 this isn't exactly like the prompt you sent to me but I hope you like this drabble!

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You hand Vergil a cellphone you bought this afternoon with a wary face. He's as anxious as you do, but nevertheless he accepts the phone.

"Do it veeeery slowly," you say to him. "Hold it gently. Don't squeeze it too hard."

Vergil remains stoic as usual, but you can see he's trying so hard to not breaking the rectangle thing on his palm. You always wondered why the man with his compulsion of precision and elegance, couldn't even hold back his brute and demonic strength to not break a mere phone.

"... like this?" Vergil holds the phone in an awkward grip.

"Yeah. Great. Now, the hardest part-" you inhale and exhale fitfully. "Press and hold the power button at the side of the phone."

"Power button?" His eyes lighten up.

"To turn on the phone, Vergil. Not to gain more power for you. You already have the power of the world!" you adjust his thumb on the power button. "Here. Now press and hold it gently."

You remember the first time Vergil saw and hold a cellphone you bought him, he unintentionally broke it by his bare palm. He said he didn't know that it was a phone (20+ years in the Underworld, remember?), so you understood his confusion. But the second time you bought it for him (and that was kinda your mistake since you forgot to guide him how to operate the phone) he accidentally destroyed it. But it said here that I need to press the button! was his argument as he showed you the instruction paper from the box. He didn't know that he was meant to press and hold it slowly, not with brute and too much motivated presses.

You squeal in relief when Vergil has finally succeeded to turn on the phone. "You didn't break it!"

He's surprised as you are right now. "It was easier that I thought."

"It is! All you need is just press the power button! Took you two broken phones to figure it out!"

He grins cunningly at you, then glancing at the phone screen. "Thank you for your patience, my dear. Now show me what I can do with this meddlesome item."