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Kaitlyn: “Oh god I love Alanis Morissette. She is the shit and the toilet paper!”

My friend just invited me to a party saying “It’s a pizza party. Without the pizza. And most likely with alcohol.”

So...it’s just a regular party then..? 😂

My mum is sitting watching Spring Breakers. Didn't think that sort of thing was her style hahaha

*Me and my older brother*

Dickhead: Hey you should let me on the computer

Me: I'm Tumbling.

Dickhead: I'll give you a smoke.

Me: I'll give you a poot.

*Farts*

Dickhead: Let me on the computer, or I will light you on fire.

... Do not deliver, OP.

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