As someone with a pretty bad long term memory who sometimes uses "I don't remember that" as a plausible deniability defense mechanism: Daniel Howell, you are SUCH a liar. "Sorry my memories of you are so precious I remember every working day we've had for 10 years" but you somehow forgot about the PINOF 1 kiss (or at least forgot the camera was on)? There's no fucking way.
(and tbh i get it. If I was perceived a tenth of the amount that he is, I'd be in a constant state of apocalyptic anxiety. I'm not mad about this at all. If anything, I'm shocked he talks about anything ever, after *gestures vaguely*. I just recognize the pattern of hearing somebody bring up something from a decade ago and my first instinct being to say "wait what I don't remember that at all", because it could be true or it could be I'm just trying very hard not to think about it.)