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Luna! He/Him She/Her Genderfluid, Bisexual.  Butcher by day, I'm a Game Runner at Waerloga larp in New Jersey and an author of queer monster porn on Smashwords under the pen name Luna Howell.  Buy my books maybe! I write TF2 fanfics over at typingatlightspeed and on ao3 as Lightspeed. Icon art by the absolutely amazing erikonil.

[coelasquid]

The actors playing Majima and Saejima in the stage play posted a photo of themselves at the gym and I couldn’t help myself

[creekfiend]

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

[creekfiend]

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

[fregata-magnificens]

From the same brand (and also on Chewy.com), flower extracts for:

POOR CONCENTRATION

HYSTERIA

And LOW SELF ESTEEM

[preludeinz]

these would definitely fix me

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[yugsly]

Have you seen Jimothy the raccoon. I feel like you would enjoy that guy

BOY HAVE I!! Jimothy is from my city, not too far away either! I hope to witness him some time. He makes me emotional

For those that don't know, Jimothy is a raccoon with Short Spine Syndrome. According to local wildlife specialists, he appears perfectly healthy otherwise. He's even a few years old, those bottom two images are him as a baby!!! There's a lot of video footage from locals going around so I'd definitely go look at those, seeing him in action is incredible

[bill-cipher-offical]

Bill, is it safe to smoke a pack of crayons?

SMOKED CRAYON IS ONE OF MASSACHUSETTS’ FINER DELICACIES!

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[upturnedcairn]

what if you were one apple tall and you had a huge timtam and you couldn't eat all of it. because it was too big. you could only take little nibbles out of it.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[asparklethatisblue]

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

[assiraphales]

ok so apparently in celebration of the 250th anniversary of paul revere’s ride this was projected onto a church in boston??

[xiaq]

“A church”?? That’s Old North Church! That’s THE church where the lanterns were lit.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[depsidase]

[jarl-deathwolf]

If anyone would like to read a thorough take down of Sparta as a state not worth emulating, then ive got just the series of articles for you!

[heroineimages]

Reblogging because pissing on Sparta is one of my hobbies. And yes, totally check out the link above. Brett has a lot of great discussion and scholarship on why Sparta was proto-fascist garbage, and he presents it with both snark and accessibility.

[fierceawakening]

Holy shit. That’s… that’s worse than I thought it would be. Yikes.

[doctorjanedee]

Reblogging because more people should read the ACOUP Sparta takedown and fewer people should get their concept of history from fucking 300.

[fierceawakening]

No one should get their concept of history from 300, and I say that as someone who enjoyed 300. 300 is a comicbookification of a legend, and legends are already exaggerations.

[disorganisedautodidact]

A Great Divorce has also done an audio version of the ACOUP Spart takedown if audio is easier for you!

[maidthings]

she's kinda. y'know. *mimes sucking a dick but i gag and actually puke in real life*

[emiyamore]