#lunalopierce

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Is that [JORDAN FISHER]? Oh no, it’s just [SHAWN PUCKERMAN]! The [17] year old [MALE] goes by [HE/HIM]. They were born on [MARCH 15TH] and are usually labeled as [THE THEATRE GEEK] around town. They are a [SENIOR] in [HIGH SCHOOL]. Rumor has it they [MOVED AWAY TO ENGLAND TO STAR IN A DAYTIME DRAMA WHEN HE WAS 7, BUT EVERYONE THINKS HE WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL, ONLY JUST MOVED BACK TWO YEARS AGO], but you didn’t hear it from me. [ rosie/28/est] [bree and jake puckerman]

Welcome to Ohio, SHAWN PUCKERMAN! Please send in your account within 24 hours! We can’t wait to have you here.

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Is that [HARRY SHUM JR.]? Oh no, it’s just [MICHAEL ROBERT CHANG JR.]! The [42} year old [MALE] goes by [HE/HIM], and was born on [OCTOBER 24TH]. They are usually labeled as [THE DEVOTED DAD] around town, and are now working as a/an [DANCE INSTRUCTOR]. Rumor has it, they [DIVORCED HIS EX-WIFE BECAUSE SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH HIS WITH HIS CO-OWNER WHO HE ALSO FIRED], but you didn’t hear it from me. [ ROSIE/EST/28/SHE/HER ]

Welcome to Ohio, Michael Robert Chang Jr. ! Please send in your account within 24 hours! We can’t wait to have you here.