"whoa. where'd all those bite marks come from? ...don't tell me that was your rabid feral boyfriend again."
it doesn’t register at first, what he’s said or the abruptness of the inquiry, or that he’d even spoken at all whilst they focus on messing with the object within their grasp—— a bracelet they’d picked up off the ground on their way to pester him to oblivion / up bright &͟. early for once &͟. not sleeping the day away ‘til the evening, as per usual. ( like a feline. ) another few seconds of nothingness, with their back to one of the beds that adorns the room &͟. their focus directed upwards, towards the ceiling whilst they fiddle with the piece of jewelry in silence, mulling o’er the possibilities of what they could possibly do together ‘fore the sun began to set. they could go café hopping, again or feed the pigeons that loved to huddle around the fountain on the other side of town or …
rabid feral boyfriend, it’s those words that finally break him out of his self made stupor. it takes a moment for the rest of what he’d said to properly inscribe within their head, as made obvious by their lack of reaction save for the quirk of brow whilst they turn their head to evoke direct eye contact. a blink &͟. another &͟. suddenly they scramble to sit upright, back no longer to the bed whilst they place a hand o’er their neck to hide the aforementioned bite marks once it dawns on them exactly what he’s asking—— it’s reflexive, the way they instantaneously throw the bracelet at him with all the force they can possibly muster in their somewhat … embarrassed condition. ( it’s not that they’re flustered, he seldom feels such uncouth sentiments but can vanitas truly never mind his own damn business? )
❝ these aren’t from him, ❞ a bold - faced lie. ❝ my—— my dog got mad at me and bit me, that’s why i have all of these, ❞ another lie. really? a miniature pomeranian of only four months did that much damage? only a moron born yesterday would believe such an idiotic falsehood &͟. they know this to be true, yet they attempt to find any &͟. all remedies to the situation to drive the conversation in another, much more favorable, direction.
they knew they’d been forgetting something ‘fore heading out the door—— they should have worn that damn turtleneck like they’d intended but god forbid they try to steer away from that for once.
❝ so shut up, ❞ they pull their coat around themself even tighter &͟. turn away some, as if that’ll make his piercing gaze disappear. ( they know vanitas better than that, know that he’ll have something snarky to say in turn, as always. ) ❝ and let’s get out of here and do something. ❞














