Dec 20, 2016
Me: *knows what my triggers are after years of having terrible lungs*
Me: *is somehow still surprised and annoyed when I feel shitty after drinking milk*
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Me: *knows what my triggers are after years of having terrible lungs*
Me: *is somehow still surprised and annoyed when I feel shitty after drinking milk*
Tonight I went out and bought soy milk for the first time in forever and :/
YALL ASKED AND YE SHALL RECEIVE. okay. So to start this off. This is LONG. I am a kinky motherfucker. Literally the thot of our friend group. Ask ace. If I'm not talking about dick. I'm thinking about it. So my stories stem from two different boyfriends I had/have: C and D So one time, C and I are at the homecoming 2015 football game and I end up getting busy on a grassy hill with him. We're fucking, and then I hear the condom *thwap* and he pulls out. Have you ever had your date pull broken latex out of your vagina? Not exactly sexy. _______________ Another time, C and me are fucking. Again. In public under some stairs in a parking area. :P He's taking me from behind and I fucking hit my head on the stairs several times, he slipped out of me, and when I got rowdy saying "fuck me!" This motherfucker replies "I ALREADY AM!!" ___________________ so one time D and I were upstairs at his house, his parents were gone, and we were alone. So he's doing well and I get LOUD. Like, very vocal and calling him Daddy and allll that good shit. My brothers girlfriend called us in the middle and my ass accidentally picked up the phone, so she heard us fucking- quite loudly. My mum gets ready to pick me up and I head downstairs to grab my stuff. His brother is downstairs and looks at me with a grin so wide, the Cheshire cat would be jealous. I asked him sheepishly if I left anything. "Yeah, your dignity." Fuck. So yeah. This has been some seedy stories with Mack. -Mack
I had to use my inhaler and now my hands are shaking and my teeth occasionally chatter/rub together 🙃