#lurkinginthemuck

[eddie-volt-multiverse]

Might I propose that Eddies head would make a much more functional nest than Volts pure zappiness (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

Eddie seems confused. "What do you mean 'nest'?"

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*gently cupping his face in my hands I press a very soft kiss to his forehead.* Everyone else was getting to kiss you and stuff so I wanted to as well, but I wanted to give you something softer than just a normal kiss because you deserve it 🖤

//I forgot who y'all were kissin so ima just write as Eddie

Eddie practically melts into the gentle touch. He sighs contently. "Thank you, spark." He gives you a gentle kiss on your nose. "I love you, my wire." His voice sounds soft and content. A soft smile on his face.

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*Shows Eddie pictures of jumping spiders to help him recover from popcorn anons prank.*

Eddie looks at the gifs and places them back down. He doesn't get too scared, but he does not want to look at the spider still.

"Thank you?... Still creepy looking..."

Even jumping spiders do not help this man.

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See Volt, even your boyfriend agrees you have titties!~

Volt huffs and sighs. "Hmm... Not sure I understand~" Clear sarcasm in his voice.

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(wired saga if you want)

Volt sweetie, come here, come sit down with me. *I gently usher him towards some seats but don't touch him as I'm not sure how safe it is to do so in this moment*

Volt looks at you, his breathing shaky. He shakes his head fearfully and keeps pacing. His pacing is becoming unsteady.

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Do you two have any idea how dang cute you are? I'm not even talking about handsome or whatever, I'm talking ADORABLE! I just-! Everyone else is thirsty and flirting and don't get me wrong, I AGREE! But I feel like not enough attention is being brought to just how dang cute and precious you guys are and how much you deserve good things and aaaaaa! I could go on FOREVER!

Volt and Eddie chuckle at your ramble. Eddie's eyes seem to soften, as if it's something he needed to hear. "Thank you, spark. You're adorable yourself, you know?" Eddie leans down and gives you a small kiss on your forehead. "Thank you again." He gives a joyful smile.

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*looks at Silver and Volt, then looks at Eddie.* Should we do something?

Eddie looks at the situation. "Honestly? It's too far gone for me to do anything now..." He seems concerned more for Silver at this rate. "Volt will be fine after, but Silver?... We'll see."

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I would like to make a public statement on behalf of all chaotic good gremlins; we (I) do not align ourselves with the one who is called Silver.

We do not wish for you be under the impression we are all so flagrant in our memefication.

Thank you.

// Oh don't worry the hate ending shall come for you/j (Non canon plot line)