#lusterinxg

[madybone]

hey so i have to funny lol

so sometimes i think i should shit in a freezer and wait for my poo to freeze then make it into a knife shape and go and stab a random guy on the street, go chop off harrys penis and insert it into the stab hole. but sometimes i also think i better do crystal meth, but then i think, mmmm better not.

put me in the network please xoxoxox

[almidibambi]

OMG OMG i have to get roberts pattisons dick, i have to get in this network, the reason's why rob's dick is so marvellous and full of magical penis powers are down below.

HIS MORNING GLORY/BONER ARE HIGHER THAN MOUNT EVEREST

HIS SPERM CAN COME IN ANY FLAVOURS, omg ew i can't believe i said that but ohwell

HIS D IS BIGGER THAN TAYLOR LAUTNERS, can you see what i did there ;))

HIS  PENIS BIGGER THAN THE NILE RIVER, i don't know just idk

I do hope these reasons make you laugh and choose me, i don't only want to get in this network cause of his D, the other reason is i want to meet new sexy friends, who are like sexy as me and we can talk about how good and weird penis's are!

LOTS OF L0VE, THE OWNER OF ROB'S PATZZ D X0X0X0

[funkedd]

Penis network

i would love to be in the penis network because i'd love to make new friends, 

i'd i think I'm funny, well i think I'm funny 

Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?

A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.  

i should be taylor launters penis because he's cool, i'm cool, he's funny, I'm funny,

yeah so, this is a cool network

[mcharrystyles]

https://twitter.com/harryharrypits this is my twitter ok im funny i swear

let me be limpy(harry's peen ha ha fandom joke) pls i wont fail u this is my ~calling~ 

[mcharrystyles]

last night i dreamt of a world where taylor swift was a chair

it was glorious

[lurxe]

hey bby girl i would love to be in the penis network cos ive liked tried it so many times and i havent gotten in yet and its like so devo haha! if i get in id love to be niall horan cause we r gonna get married and have alot of kids AND HIS PENIS WILL BE PHENOMENAL AHHHHHHHH 

ok and im funny, im so funny that today i pissed my pants cos i was too funny (legit) 

thanks girlfran ily <3333