"I've brought you something, my darling." A small box wrapped with orange and black ribbon is placed before her insufferable spouse. "Given the holiday," And their shared love of carnage on such a day, "I've decided... to offer a truce."
He took the box tentatively, inspecting it as much as he could without actually opening the unknown thing. It had some weight to it, but that didn’t exactly fill him any more confidence. It wasn’t exactly like lust to think much of him, let alone give him presents. “I see…” he replied. “Thank you…what is it?”













