Texting, 'I want a baby' to your lover and sharing their response...
How would a certain hitman deal with being on the receiving end of that nonsense?
Now you gotta remember, John doesn’t use the internet a lot so I think it would go something like this😭:
I want a baby.
John would immediately text back
One second.
It would puzzle her for a moment before her phone would start to ring. The minute she held it up to her ear, before she could even say hello, he spoke.
“I think that should be an in person discussion.”
She’d have to hold back her laughter. This could be the end of the joke but instead, she kept going.
“But I just saw the cutest baby… Now I kinda want one of our own.”
John would laugh.
“Ask me again in few hours. When we’re home alone, we can talk.”
He was taking this very seriously. What started as a joke she saw on the internet was becoming a serious discussion. And yet, the idea of talking about if they would ever have children intrigued her as she didn’t fully know what he wanted. While she knew for herself, she wanted to know how he felt. Something inside her told her to tell the truth though.
“Okay… I have to admit this was a joke I saw online but I am now curious.”
John would laugh again.
“That makes more sense.”
He’s then tell her that they’d talk at home before joking back that they could always practice.
do you think john wick would like to cuddle intensely with his limbs intertwined with his girlfriend or does he like space
Oh John is a big cuddler… you are at least going to go to sleep or wake up all tangled up. I think this is like his favorite form of affection and intimacy. It’s a great way to bond and just relax with the love of his life. He really just enjoys the feeling, as he feels almost like the stress is leaving him and he can forget about anything bad in life. It’s exhilarating to him in a way. He’s also just protective and nothing beats feeling the one person you want to protect in your arms.
I personally think he’d struggle if you didn’t like the closeness. It doesn’t have to be all tangled up… on particularly hot nights he doesn’t mind just having his hand on your hip when it’s too unbearable to be snuggled up… but again you’ll either go to sleep all tangled up, wake up in the middle of the night all tangled up, sweaty as shit needing water / to pee, prying him off of you (but you’ll still feel his hand sneak to touch you… if you’re getting up he’ll wake up like “where are you going?” “what’s wrong?”), or in the morning when you’re just waking up.
It really also doesn’t just have to be in bed because if you decide to watch a movie John’s either laying behind you, you’re on top of him or he’s laying between your legs with his head in your lap. He really does prefer to lay behind you and pull you into a hug, legs tangled, and rest his chin in the crook of your neck as you both watch the tv. Even if you don’t start off cuddling, maybe your legs are just thrown over his, you will gravitate towards each other.
John gets his reset / space throughout the day but he still enjoys physical contact so expect him to just randomly touch you through out the day, whether it’s holding your hand sometime throughout dinner or randomly reaching out and squeezing your shoulder. Also hugs… This all happens throughout the day though, you won’t be attached by the hip 24/7… Though he wonders if he’d ever really mind that HAHA
Uhh bottom line he’s a cuddle bug who loves physical touch lol
John’s hugs are to die for… he’s not super ripped, he’s actually a little squishy but still a fit man. He will squeeze his lover tight against his chest and nuzzle his face into their neck leaving little kisses and tickling them with his beard. This man loves hugs, so his lover can expect him to constantly be pulling them into his arms.
thanks for being the only one on earth who can't understand the yandere john thing
You are very welcome 🫶🏻 it’s hard work but I can never be persuaded otherwise… LOLL people love to think this man would be a rough lover romantically or sexually and it’s like ermmmmm 🤨 as I always say my blog is for the # true john wick lovers and it torments and disturbs me for more reasons than just because I love him and he’s my husband 🙄🤣
I try to keep him in character every time I answer a question or write a fic ‼️‼️
See I love questions like this, they really make me think. Especially because we don’t know like anything about John as a kid. Yes with the third movie and Ballerina we get a little peek but we still don’t know how young he was, how he became an orphan (while being orphaned at such a young age is extremely traumatic I wonder if his parents died in front of him, was it illness? violence? Did they have any ties? Does he even remember them?) what his place within the ruska roma was… there’s sooo much I just wanna know. I’m going to kinda answer this question in a very roundabout way, but trust me the main question will be answered.
Based on the movies and comics (yes I know the comics aren’t canon but they still dive into who John is which fits the movies so… I’m using them.) this is my idea:
I think Jardani was orphaned at a very young age, im thinking 8/9. While he was born in the USSR / Belarus his family (or just him somehow) eventually ended up in El Sauzal (Baja California, Mexico). In the comics they show him as a young boy basically committing petty crimes to survive (I’m thinking he was 9/10, could be a little older but definitely not a teenager). He gets his first taste of what his future would look like when he steals weed from some random people (the three Bills and Calamity) and ultimately the community he was living in gets blown up and he sees innocent people dying and suffering.
Now the reason the comics aren’t canon are because John never joins the ruska roma, he actually just ends up incarcerated and decides to join the underground world when he gets out and wants revenge against the people who blew up his home. He meets Charon who is already an old friend and decides to live by the high table rules. Honestly, they really could make sense so I’m using them to help me lol.
The reason I’m bringing all this up is because I read your question and my first thought was, did John kill someone before all his training? Or after? I personally think after. I believe after his home was blown up, due to the fact the people who were after him were part of the assassin world and he had skills with being fast and already, technically into crime. Being born in the USSR he obviously ended up in the Russian / Slavic bratva aka the ruska roma in the JW world. I’m going to skip everything on how I think he came to be the best and finally answer the question but I truly believe his first kill, while he had some training, happened when he was young.
I’m thinking around 11/12
I think it was hard for Jardani, obviously traumatic. Throughout the movies and even in the comics it’s shown that he has a lot of compassion and empathy. (Will not shoot if there are innocents that could be hurt. In fact in the comics Calamity actually gets John to go after her by attacking innocent people, she knew he would come and… he does lol) He probably knew it would happen eventually but in this case it was most likely life or death.
I actually believe the very first time Jardani was the cause of someone’s death it was an accident. They were fighting and he’s fighting back and they hit their head and never got up again. Or maybe again, life or death and he bashed them over the head or stabbed them in the throat in a slight panic during his fight response. It was sloppy and definitely not as smooth and technical like we see in the movies. He’s not as experienced yet.
Jardani definitely would’ve tried his best to hide his sorrow over it but cried when alone. It really changed him forever, I mean a child killing someone? While it would even change an adult it definitely changes a child.
Like with everything, it just gets easier after the first time when you have to do it time and time again.
I like to believe that’s why John usually uses a gun to kill. It’s less personal and that’s why it was such a big deal when he told Santino D’Antonio he’d use his hands to kill him. It was personal. Him killing mainly with a gun shows his detachment.
