gojo and geto going to one of those marriage meet and greets — for shits and giggles, free drinks, judging pretentious men, and to look at pretty women (not talk to them. they don’t do that. they talk big game but don’t actually speak to any)
so they’re standing against the wall, (lookin fucking SCRUMPTIOUS in their suits), watching everyone and— oh? who’s that beautiful girl who just came in? her dress is gorgeous and it fits her so well, she’s actually really sexy, and her hair looks so….
wait is that—
YOU?!!! their classmate? what are you doing here?! at a marriage meeting? this is only for well-known clans and the elite class. they call you princess as a joke, but… could you actually be one? are you part of some clan?
hold up, you’re talking to some MAN?! they fuckin PRANCE over and tell the guy to shoo—literally gojo says “shoo now”—and you know you’re in DEEP shit. you didn’t know they were coming, you would have tried harder to come up with an excuse not to go if you knew.
they level you with a stare. they love the way you shudder. “so, princess. what are you doing here?”
then y’all 3 (yeah. all 3, u have 2 holes for a reason baby let’s be serious) end up fucking in the bathroom or find a place to fuck outside or deadass speed home so they can fuck you
you shouldn’t talk to any men here! you should just marry them!! that’ll solve the problem (they’re 100% on the idea) <333