Kitty Wilde
Age: 24 Location: West Hollywood Height: 5’1 Sexuality: Straight, but open Education: BA in International Relations with a minor in Comparative Religious Study from Harvard Do You Want Kids?: Maybe Do You Drink?: Yes Do You Smoke?: Occasionally Do You Do Drugs?: Occasionally
I promise I won’t judge you if…
Nah, I’ll judge you. If there’s one thing that my small town church taught me, it’s that judgments should be freely passed. The only difference is that I own it.
If I could have a superpower it’d be…
Teleportation, because if I have to spend another minute in LA traffic, I’m going to murder the nearest pedestrian. Also, it would be hilarious to sneak up on various members of Congress when they least expect it.
I want someone who…
Will occasionally bring an order of waffles to our rendezvous, and won’t start bitching when I don’t want to cuddle at the end of the night. Also someone who wears deodorant. I can’t believe I still have to clarify that.












