Lore characters as modern things concepts or ideas
Decarabian is those flock spy camera that are being up around right now
Nameless bard is the act of dismantling those cameras and selling the parts for money
Amos is those true crime podcasts, but she’s not the one listening or narrating them no she is the criminal they are talking about
Red haired warrior is reluctantly holding someone’s hair back while they throw up
Remus is singing along to a musical sound track while driving
Scylla is the friend trying to stop said singing friend from accidentally driving off the road
Deshret is impulsively spending money on stupid shit instead of saving it to pay bills and taxes
Nabu malikata is getting High and then starting to contemplate the nature of your existence which ends up sending you into a depressive spiral
Lianca is those soccer mom with those mini vans running someone over. If she activity choice to hit you then you had it coming
Yupanqui is the idea of your jobless friend on a Tuesday morning doing crazy shit for no reason
Maghan is the act of buying new books despite not having finished reading those books you bought in the past, my friend your library books are overdue
Ahpub is the action of punching your wall out of anger, then hurting you hand and then deciding to punch your pillow instead
Ixquieh is going into your siblings room just to annoy them and then when they ask you what you want, you just walk away
Uenuku is that Lisa frank dolphin picture accompanied with the song “I just want to be part of you symphony”
Och kan is taking those “am I gay tests” and everytind the answer is “yes” he says the test is wrong and gives it a bad review
Xbalanque feels like those scammy “hey boss babe do you want to start your company”
Ineffa would put on frozen “do you want to build a snowman” in order to try to reconcile with c-11
C-11 is the act of turning that song off and breaking the tv while making direct eye contact with c-11
C-10 aka Ajaw is bullying kids on that Roblox game “work at a pizza place”
Ixlel is bullying someone in the Pinterest comments while chewing gum
Koitar is the rage of being in a super noisy classroom with a awful teacher while also not understanding the subject
The voyager is the action of accident making mustard gas because you mixed all the chemicals under the sink together
Nibelung is stretching out on the bed slowly consuming the space that your partner is siting in ending with you taking up the entire bed and your partner ends up sleeping on the floor
Phanes feels like sitting under a heating blanket with a heating pad and taking a nap while dreaming of how you would take revenge on those who wronged you (probably what they are doing right now)