#genshin lore

[jenschaoticmind]

I knew it. I KNEW IT WAS SUS FROM THE START. ESPECIALLY WITH HOW HYV KEPT EMPHASISING THAT HIS CRYO IS DIFFERENT.

TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY.

[pastelchaos242]

I never realized/comprehend how old the archons actually are u til you think about their age in rl terms

Nahida was born 500 years ago. To put that in real life terms, if you went back 500 years you would find yourself in 1526 ad. About the time of the renaissance.

If nahida was real she would have been about to meet Leonardo da Vinci. Nahida would have been around to see the start and fall of the Ottoman Empire.

Furina is at least 500 years old meaning if furina was a real person she would have been able to meet Louie the 14th and she would have been centuries old at that point. Furina is older than the first opera.

Mavuika is about 500 and a few decades. Meaning that she was around when horses to North America. And that makes her in modern day funnier. This women who could have watched Shakespeare plays

The Roman republic was started about 2,534 years ago.

Venti is about 2,600 years old. Meaning that if venti was real he would have lived through to meet the eutrusisns, 3 Punic wars, the start of the Roma empire, the fall of the Roman Empire.

Ei was said to have lived before the archon war so she’s about 3000 years old but probably older. Meaning that if she was a real person she would have been born doing the collapse of the Bronze Age. she has lasted as long as the Mayan empire .

The pyramids are about 4,000 old. Mammoths finally died out 4,000 years ago. The wheel was invited around 5,000 years ago.

If Zhongli was real he could have meet a mammoth, saw the pyramids be built, and wittiness the creation of the wheel. This guy would have been 2,000 years old when the xia empire was founded (one of the first empires in china) .

Don’t get me started on Nicole that girl was probably around when farming was invented and phanes probably saw the Cambrian explosion take place.

[earth-shaker]

i'm clearly not the only one to have this theory, but i really don't think Kaeya is literally a Cavalry Captain

we already all memed to death how silly it is to take all the cavalry but leave the captain - like either take the whole cavalry or leave a portion of it in Mondstadt to defend the city with the captain, and take the other half. take the cavalry without the captain seems like the worst possible choice

but more importantly - have you noticed how good Kaeya is at gathering intel and that he's pretty much doing it anytime we see him?

but it wouldn't do to have a "Favonius Spy" or "Favonius Intel Gatherer" as someone's official role. it would make people wary around him and thus less likely to give him information

Yelan is similar, but in her case, she doesn't appear in any registries or files at all, and isn't very well-known to the general public. i suggest Kaeya is in a similar boat, but instead of being completely absent from the Knights' roster (might be harder as everybody seems to know everybody in Mondstadt, at least moreso than in Liyue), he's instead labelled as the "Cavalry Captain"

and maybe he sometimes acts as it, y'know so people will see him with the Cavalry and won't become suspicious. but his true role is to gather intel.

and that's why Varka didn't take him along: the Intel Gatherer of the Knights of Favonius would be better continuing to gather intel in the city than coming with the expedition.

[1batmoth]

Sinners meeting

[shulmio]

« who am i now, u ask... just a "human" who's lost her voice »

[kajen-jpg]

Look at my team, we are not beating any dragons bruh

| Xbalanque, Ochkan | Lianca, Yupanqui | Ixquieh, Ahpub | Uenuku, Maghan | Hineila, Starcaller |

[transfem-jakob-ingold]

[kidicaruslover911]

i giggled making this