Instead of the ancients (still love them) but Imagine if the BEASTS got with the dragons mates.
Burning lice with Pitaya dragons mate
Expired milk with lychee dragons mate
I can see Eternal diabetes or Silent salty with either Lotus or Ananas.
and Mystic powder with Longans mate
Full out brawl. Not one of them is holding back.
Mystic Flour and Longan battling for who gets to keep the ivory title as much as they are the beloved. Also who is the true idgafer. They will have a truly ceaseless battle because the whole return to flour thing doesn't really work on a being that isn't a cookie to begin with.
Eternal Sugar is squaring up with Lotus about who has the better paradise and who gets to keep you. Lotus is actually the best option here, but let us not discuss that too much. Though Eternal Sugar apparently has a dragon graveyard nearby so Lotus probably will not have an easy win.
Burning Spice and Pitaya are brawling to the death. Maybe not even necessarily for you, just in general. Now, both are not going to give in a bit about this. One of them will have to die, but honestly somehow they will probably kill each other.
The Jester war will never leave Earthbread the same once it begins. Shadow Milk is not letting some tiny dragon out clown him. Lychee is simply seething somehow their mate got charmed by some lame mortal who is trying so hard to be like them. You must bear witness.
Silent Salt is kinda character-less for now, so Ananas is sitting this one out for now.
Now, to keep the messy situation really brewing, let's toss in the ancients and whoever mate is paired with for maximum trashfire.
Dark Cacao is having his worst nightmare unfold in front of him and just is not sure his willpower can keep up. Maybe he can wait for those two to kill each other and sneak off with you.
White Lily just wants to take you home, but unfortunately, she is dealing with an extremely clingy, toxic woman and someone she could possibly negotiate with. Lotus and her will form an alliance against Eternal Sugar.
Pitaya and Hollyberry will work together to kill Burning Spice. Victory is theirs. Now, they must discuss arrangements.
Golden Cheese ponders if it was really worth it to leave her purgatory. She is really ready to take you and ignore whatever these two jesters are doing.
Ananas, Pure Vanilla, and Silent Salt are all sitting together in a circle, pondering what this situation even is.













