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World's biggest red flag:

Saying you think you "would have done better than Boromir," and "could have resisted the draw of the Ring."

#talk about missing the goddamn point #ma'am do not talk to meeeeeeee #scary #lord of the rings #lotr #boromir #lyf yaps

You are loved!! Also infodump about your current hyperfixation more. I love you <3

Thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Right now I've be juggling a few but really it's been Warhammer, especially the Alpha legion.

Basically:

Imperium of Man is ruled by the Emperor, he's got a bunch of sons known as the Primarchs and each of those Primarchs is the leader of a bunch of genetically modified super soldiers. The Alpha legion is fun and confusing, so there are a couple different lore options.

Okay so their Primach is named Alpharius, and he's special because compared to other Primarchs, he's short, the size of an average Space Marine. (This is because he's a twin, his brother is Omegon) ANYWAY he prefers to be a strategist and kind of sneaky, so his brothers tend to think of him as kind of a bitch and annoying.

And then the Horus Heresy happens, and Alpharius ends up receiving a prophecy that states if the Emperor wins, humanity will stagnate and gradually rot, or if Horus wins, he in his grief will wipe out humanity, which will starve and destroy the Chaos gods (which are the source of evil in the universe and what lured Horus into betraying the Emperor).

Ultimately, despite wanting to stay loyal and feeling loyalty to the Emperor, Alpharius chose to declare himself on the side of Horus.

HERE'S WHERE IT GETS FUN: no one won the Horus Heresy. Horus got his ass kicked and retreated but landed a fatal blow against the Emperor, who is now comatose on the Golden Throne, and we're unsure what that means for the prophecy and future of mankind. Alpharius still remains a traitor but on occasion his legion does battle and actions to aid the Imperium of Man.

HERE'S WHERE IT GETS EVEN MORE FUN: the entire prophecy and story as we know it could be bullshit. The majority of this information comes from the book Alpharius: Head of the Hydra, which is told by the perspective of Alpharius, who not only is an unreliable narrator, but it could also not be Alpharius.

Remember how I said Alpharius was 1) the height of a regular space marine, and 2) was a trickster/strategist?

Alpharius ordered all his marines to modify their face and appearances to look identical to him, so that whenever they are captured, they all claim to be him. He'll also share select information with only some of his soldiers, or might even share contradictory information with others.

Anyways, yeah!! Lot of room for fun interpretations, headcanons, or new bullshit to happen! I like these guys a lot :)

#thank you so much ❤️#lyf yaps #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #warhammer #alpha legion #alpharius omegon #Alpharius

imperial au: if only the emeritus family has extended lifetimes does that mean that marika is technically a cougar in her relationship with psaltarian🤔 (i will send real asks about this au soon i love it i just need to catch my brain)

THAT'S RIGHT

175 YEAR OLD MARIKA IS A CRADLE ROBBER WITH HER 60 YEAR OLD HUSBAND AND HE LOVES HER FOR IT

#the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost bc #marika psaltarian #mr psaltarian #Imperial Clergy AU #lyf yaps

Terzo likes to think himself a Ciaphas Cain type character but truth be told he doesn't have a quarter of the man's charisma or understanding of the value of human life.

#I'm just saying shit at this point #I saw the new model that's what inspired this #Copia is probably closer to being like Cain #crazy...#lyf yaps #the band ghost #ghost the band #Imperial Clergy AU

Where are all the "Americans have no culture" people when I start talking about all the regional ways to prepare a hot dog? Where are you then, huh?????

#this is a joke but not really #literally so many hot dogs #I'm going to release a hot dog cookbook one day and then you'll be sorry #lyf yaps

ppl already asked abt copia. so. the dewdorp. with what little he canonically has

THE DORP!!!!

B-B-B-BINGOOOOO!!!! He's a little angry fella and I love that for him. He's olde now and should be treated as such. "The fandom is mean" is not referring to hate this time, but about how we love to put him through the emotional ringer! I like this, please continue. He's the visualization of an angry cat that still loves you in my opinion and that's what makes him fun.

#lyf yaps #the band ghost #ghost the band #ghost bc #dewdrop ghoul

Hello. Whimsy be upon ye

If primo were to find out that the Fandom thinks he's a sweet old grandpa, do you think he'd be more angry, or more willing to "play along" so he has an alibi for all the murders he's doing

- @sacred-coffin

He so so so so angee. Mostly about the romance fanfics I think. Its bad for his reputation to be reciprocal in smut. I don't think he wants an alibi, he's proud of his evil.

He's also probably mad no one has written him bullying his brothers as much as he has. He probably drop kicked Secondo and Terzo in their youths.

#lyf yaps #the band ghost #papa primo #peemo #Primo “woman can feel pleasure?” Emeritus

You. Ifrit enjoyer. What is your headcanon voice for him

Or at least an idea of what you think he sounds like

MY BELOVED IFRIT!!!!

You're going to be annoyed because I don't exactly have a good answer but. Imagine Ahkmenrah from Night at the Museum, but, like... a frat bro. Maybe a little bit of a stoner. At least in energy, in accent he's probably closer to Amr Youssef. That's the best I can explain him I'm so sorry.