#lyles lectures

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pretty man

[Lyle is frantically running around his apartment searching for any trace of the green menace.]

not NOW there's a 60% CHANCE A CRYPTID IS LOOSE IN MY HOUSE

[From another room, Mitch pokes out his head.]

The fuck are you doing?

[lyle pauses, their whole body practically snapping to face their roommate.]

MITCH. DID YOU SEE A GREEN BASTARD WITH A STITCHED HEAD AND 6 NIPPLES CRAWL THROUGH HERE???

[Mitch tilts his head, thinking it over for a second or two.]

uh, i dunno. heard something running around and bumping into shit a bit ago but i thought that might've been you.

you thought it was- I'M NOT THAT CLUMSY ASSHOLE. that musthave been it. shit. I have to sweep through this whole apartment to make certain it hasn't escaped yet-

[lyle runs off again, resuming the search.]

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the lyle ragebait stocks are rising.

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bangs aggressively on door, probably around 4-ish in the morning.

Heyyyy mr cammy head guy I sowwy for ruining your weird board thinggg ples forgiv me I not know I just bebe..

also it took me 3 hours to find this place again soooo itd be veryyyyy nice to let me on in ;)

@egglayer-nectardrinker

[Lyle rushes up to the door, swinging it open quietly. They glower at Gingi.]

wh- hey! stop making so much fuckin' noise! Mitch is sleeping.

[They talk in a hushed tone, crossing his arms in an irritated manner.]

What the HELL are you doing here? and I am NOT letting you in. You trashed up the place last time you got in here. And my room still has that horrid smell from when you infiltrated it...

[Then they step outside, shutting the door behind themself. Turning back to their unwanted guest, they address Gingi in a normal speaking voice now that the both of them are outside the apartment.]

You have alot of nerve showing yourself here again. Give me THREE good reasons I shouldn't kick you outta here WITH FORCE now.

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god is real, lyle. he's a dog and a hobo and asks me for cigarettes sometimes. keep up.

- sincerely, randy's biggest hater

Oh my fucking- that's a RED HERRING.

Maybe he did create most of our reality but,

BUT.

OBVIOUSLY. he was placed in this reality to distract us all from what's BEYOND EVERYTHING. I KNOW it's not just that smelly boozed up vagabond who has power over our universe.

And I know this because of that GREEN THING. That hobo has no recollection of creating it. And i'd find it hard to believe it just popped into the world one day because it felt like it!

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Sigh.. it's not you, it's me

I wanted to say hi cause I missed you(⁠´⁠;⁠︵⁠;⁠`⁠)

What are yew up too, did you sleep good from last time I saw you when you were surviving off of nothing but hopes and dreams

ah, well hi, i guess.

I'm not really doing anything at the moment. Atleast not anything productive.

Yesterday I passed out for almost the whole day. The only reason I woke up is because I heard someone screaming about AI, and then when I went out of my room I saw our window was smashed and there were a couple little bloodstains around the carpet and couch. Mitch told me there was apparently this random douche that threw a rock through our window and climbed all the way up into our apartment from the ground?? Y'know, if I lived in any other city (besides any city in florida) maybe I'd think he was on something. But with some of the shit i've seen here i'm more inclined to believe him.

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Hey Lyle? Can I ask why Karen (former bank teller lady in case you don't know her name) is on your theory board? She's one of the only normal people in this town- Is it just because she knows the green thing, or is there something else? (Just casually forcing you into making up lore if you don't already have some<3)

I am familiar with Ms. Dunn, yes. She is on there because of her connection to the green vermin- and also because I interviewed her at one point. I just have yet to put her note back up on the board.

She's one of the key 4 people associated with that green thing, so I think it'd only make sense for her to be there. She's one of the 3 people it somehow took on a date to the funfair on the same day of the same year, all in separate occurrences.

Now, i did consider that maybe greenie was just two timing- or, three timing in this case- but when i asked each of them about their dates they all spoke as if they were the only ones there. If the others were there aswell, they'd HAVE to have run into eachother at some point. I don't think that thing has the skills possible to successfully hide multiple partners from eachother on separate dates at the same location.

AND TO ADD ONTO THAT POINT. I'm not a hundred percent on the biology of the creature, but that thing surely didn't have dozens of eggs in it and was just taking turns with bunches of them to lay at the end after each date.

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I need to know your favorite MLP character out of the mane 6.... (⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠; (don't hit me/j)

[They sigh, walking back to his chair and plopping himself down in it unceremoniously.]

Why did I think for a second you were going to give me an important question?

None of them, I've never watched My Little Pony.

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It lays face down on the floor

I'll be here all night if I explained very horribly how this even ended up being a result of anything. I WOULDVE had a little baggy of cool pebbles I found for you if the bears didn't get to it before they got to me

Wh- I- BEARS?? Why were you fighting BEARS for PEBBLES???