Hey, merry christmas, you forgot the little kitten. I tried bringing her to ya but you were off your damn mind. So here's Marbles for ya. You want her right? I mean she sure wants to stick with you. I think.
wait, you even know what Christmas is? -@lynninhell
Oh! S- She was looking for- ? Oh, well that’s funny! That’s funny, because, um, I was actually just looking for her! Funny, how things work out! Awww, she’s still adorable.
Christmas? Uhhh… yeah, I know what is! Vaguely. I mean, I know it’s some- some sort of holiday, at the very least. Other than that… um, humans like to chop down trees on Christmas! Don’t they? I know that! And- And then they dress them up with these little lights and things. And they make cookies sometimes as well, and give each other things, aaaand… yeah! That’s it! That’s pretty much it. That’s a quick rundown of my… Christmas related knowledge.
Soooo… what about Christmas?