Wheatley

I don't completely know how this whole blog thing works but I'll give it a shot. My name's right above, as you can see. In the title. And a picture of me too. So maybe send something to me! Only if you want to, of course. OH! And @hew-edits made my profile picture. Important as well... good job with that, mate.

[brightbluecore]

Ahhhh, THAT’S what I was forgetting! Tha- That’s wh- Right! Pinned post! Should make another pinned post. Um…

Hello! Again. My name’s Wheatley! But you probably already knew that. That… That was my name. I mean, it’s right there! Right at the top of the blog, isn’t it? My name. It’s pretty hard to miss, I think.

Anyways, send whatever you’d like! If you’d like to, of course! No pressure! No pressure.

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HEY! HEY! HEY! I’M HERE TOO. I’M HERE TOO. I’M I’M SOLAR!!! I’M SOLAR!

SEND ME SPACE! SEND ME SEND ME PICTURES OF SPACE!!! HAHA SPACE

[brightbluecore]

Important OOC Post

(Hey y'all. It's the mod. Uhhhh so yeah this blog is kinda. Dead. The rp it was a part of fell apart and got cancelled annnnnd,,, yeah, Blog over everybody go home. Sorry)

(I HAVE however considered maybe rebooting this entire blog. As in make a new blog to try to recapture what this one had going for it in it's early days. But if that ever happens it won't happen for a while. It could happen! But like. Give that a sec. Um. Stay tuned folks. If you want to hear if that ever happens go follow my main @bitchwithaportalhyperfixation)

(In the meantime, this blog will be archived. Sorry everyone, I really am, but it overstayed it's welcome. I hope y'all enjoy looking back at this blog in later years, because it was fun. I have a wizard sideblog now if you want some of that roboty roleplay goodness, although it's a LOT less serious then all of this, at @robo-wizard9000. i really appreciate the support i got for this blog)

(One last present before I go. The deez nutsening.)

An online ace attorney case maker and generator.

[brightbluecore]

I can't explain why, but I would give Wheatley and Solar my life savings if it made either of them happy.

Awww! Well that’s nice of you! But you really don’t need to do that! You know! That’s not necessary at all, y- you don’t have to give me any money! I mean, honestly, would what I even DO with all that, there’s nothing down here to buy! It would be pointless! Just a- a complete waste! Especially if it’s your entire life SAVINGS you’re giving me, that’s just- yeah. Might end up homeless or something. That sounds pretty bad. So don’t. Do that. Please.

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HOW MUCH IS THAT? HOW MUCH IS YOUR LIFE SAVINGS? A LOT? SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. OH OH OH. OH. COULD I… COULD I BUY SPACE??? OHHHH! OH I COULD BUY SPACE!!! THAT WOULD BE SO COOOL! HAHAAAA, I WANNA BUY SPACE, I WANNA BUY SPACE SO BAD!!! SO MUCH SPACE! BUY IT! BUY IT ALL!

…NO. NO. SPACE IS FOR EVERYONE. NOT JUST ME. CAN’T STEAL IT. NO BUYING SPACE. SORRY. NO THANKS. SORRY.

[brightbluecore]

heeyyyy um i heard about you from some others and just uh. wanted to say hi? um.

hi

i’m moxie :)!

-@mocksiecore

YOU DID??? OTHERS. OTHERS TALKED ABOUT ME. OHHHHH WHAT OTHERS? WHAT OTHERS.

OH OH OH HI HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! HIII! I’M SOLAR! HI. HIIII.

[kittykickflips]

uh- oh yknoowww. just heard around about how um. youu arree.. that’s not important actually um.

hi solar. is that solar like? the sun? that’s kinda cool

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! JUST THE SUN! EXACTLY LIKE THE SUN!!! BECAUSE THE SUN IS SO BIG AND PRETTY AND,,, SPACE,,,

IT’S SO COOL IT’S THE COOLEST HI

[kittykickflips]

yeah it is pretty cool huh. i’ve only seen it once and it was really bright and hurt my eye- f

you said the suns big? it doesn’t look big

[brightbluecore]

YEAHHHH IT HURT WHENS YOU LOOK. AT IT. BUT THERE’S PICTURES!!! A LOOOOT OF PICTURES OF IT THAT YOU CAN LOOK AT THAT DON’T HURT YOUR EYE!!! SO MANY. SOOOO PRETTY. THE SUN IS SO PRETTY. AND THE STARS. THE SUN IS A STAR.

AND YES IT IS SO BIG!!! IT JUST OHHHH IT JUST LOOKS SMALL. SO SMALL FROM HERE BECAUSE WE’RE SO FAR. SO FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN. SAD. SPACE. IT’S SO HUGE

[brightbluecore]

heeyyyy um i heard about you from some others and just uh. wanted to say hi? um.

hi

i’m moxie :)!

-@mocksiecore

YOU DID??? OTHERS. OTHERS TALKED ABOUT ME. OHHHHH WHAT OTHERS? WHAT OTHERS.

OH OH OH HI HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! HIII! I’M SOLAR! HI. HIIII.

[kittykickflips]

uh- oh yknoowww. just heard around about how um. youu arree.. that’s not important actually um.

hi solar. is that solar like? the sun? that’s kinda cool

[brightbluecore]

YES!!! JUST THE SUN! EXACTLY LIKE THE SUN!!! BECAUSE THE SUN IS SO BIG AND PRETTY AND,,, SPACE,,,

IT’S SO COOL IT’S THE COOLEST HI

[brightbluecore]

heeyyyy um i heard about you from some others and just uh. wanted to say hi? um.

hi

i’m moxie :)!

-@mocksiecore

YOU DID??? OTHERS. OTHERS TALKED ABOUT ME. OHHHHH WHAT OTHERS? WHAT OTHERS.

OH OH OH HI HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! HIII! I’M SOLAR! HI. HIIII.

[brightbluecore]

…Uh. Oooooh. I- I hate to be the bearer of bad news, and everything. Hate to do that. But… you’ve got the wrong core. Sir Bumble Nockentooten got incinerated last week, I thought. So… sorry about that.

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed again, pressing a couple more kisses beside his optic.) God, you're adorable!

[brightbluecore]

(Congratulations! He has officially been reduced to a giggly mess! Good job Grady. He gives a few kisses in return.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady himself held back a couple giggles. He held a kiss just below his optic.)

[brightbluecore]

(He made a silly, over dramatic little “mwah” sound.)

Amazing. Amazing kissing, o- on your end there! Good job, love.

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed at that.) Thanks, darling. You're just so kissable.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? I- I’m the kissable one here? Am I? Mmm, no. No, I would say tha- that YOU’RE the most kissable person, uh, core… here. Actually. In fact, why don’t I just- ?

(He starts rapid-fire kissing Grady, if that makes sense. Peppering kisses all over his face, making sure to press a few good long ones right below his optic. Someone’s feeling really lovey dovey at the moment.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady let a couple giggles slip before he started thinking to himself. Oh, so it's a competition now? Fine. I'll let him have it.) Oh, you wanna play this game, sugar? Fine then.

(When Wheatley held a long kiss under his optic, he struck. He kissed back, pulling him closer to his body as electricity weaved itself together, going through both of them in a robo-makeout session.)

[brightbluecore]

(Immediately, he just melts, happily kissing Grady back and wiggling his handles around a bit. He loves his bf so much you guys. I think it’s safe to say he’s lost the competition.)

(At some point, however, he manages to get out a sentence in-between the kissing.)

…U- Uh… we were… we were talking about cats? Weren’t we-

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady paused for a second.) Yep, I think so. Not anymore though. Well, unless you wanna stop and do that instead?

[brightbluecore]

NO- N- No! No, that’s… not necessary at all! Hehehe… no, this is actually… quite nice as well-

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed again, pressing a couple more kisses beside his optic.) God, you're adorable!

[brightbluecore]

(Congratulations! He has officially been reduced to a giggly mess! Good job Grady. He gives a few kisses in return.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady himself held back a couple giggles. He held a kiss just below his optic.)

[brightbluecore]

(He made a silly, over dramatic little “mwah” sound.)

Amazing. Amazing kissing, o- on your end there! Good job, love.

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed at that.) Thanks, darling. You're just so kissable.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? I- I’m the kissable one here? Am I? Mmm, no. No, I would say tha- that YOU’RE the most kissable person, uh, core… here. Actually. In fact, why don’t I just- ?

(He starts rapid-fire kissing Grady, if that makes sense. Peppering kisses all over his face, making sure to press a few good long ones right below his optic. Someone’s feeling really lovey dovey at the moment.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady let a couple giggles slip before he started thinking to himself. Oh, so it's a competition now? Fine. I'll let him have it.) Oh, you wanna play this game, sugar? Fine then.

(When Wheatley held a long kiss under his optic, he struck. He kissed back, pulling him closer to his body as electricity weaved itself together, going through both of them in a robo-makeout session.)

[brightbluecore]

(Immediately, he just melts, happily kissing Grady back and wiggling his handles around a bit. He loves his bf so much you guys. I think it’s safe to say he’s lost the competition.)

(At some point, however, he manages to get out a sentence in-between the kissing.)

…U- Uh… we were… we were talking about cats? Weren’t we-

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed again, pressing a couple more kisses beside his optic.) God, you're adorable!

[brightbluecore]

(Congratulations! He has officially been reduced to a giggly mess! Good job Grady. He gives a few kisses in return.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady himself held back a couple giggles. He held a kiss just below his optic.)

[brightbluecore]

(He made a silly, over dramatic little “mwah” sound.)

Amazing. Amazing kissing, o- on your end there! Good job, love.

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed at that.) Thanks, darling. You're just so kissable.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? I- I’m the kissable one here? Am I? Mmm, no. No, I would say tha- that YOU’RE the most kissable person, uh, core… here. Actually. In fact, why don’t I just- ?

(He starts rapid-fire kissing Grady, if that makes sense. Peppering kisses all over his face, making sure to press a few good long ones right below his optic. Someone’s feeling really lovey dovey at the moment.)

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed again, pressing a couple more kisses beside his optic.) God, you're adorable!

[brightbluecore]

(Congratulations! He has officially been reduced to a giggly mess! Good job Grady. He gives a few kisses in return.)

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady himself held back a couple giggles. He held a kiss just below his optic.)

[brightbluecore]

(He made a silly, over dramatic little “mwah” sound.)

Amazing. Amazing kissing, o- on your end there! Good job, love.

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[aperturedeadend]

(He laughed again, pressing a couple more kisses beside his optic.) God, you're adorable!

[brightbluecore]

(Congratulations! He has officially been reduced to a giggly mess! Good job Grady. He gives a few kisses in return.)

[brightbluecore]

HELLO THERE!! I like the blue in your optic!! BLUE IS SUCH A NICE COLOR all about those uhh earth tones!!

Ahem uhh excuse my suddenness!! I’m Kat, a comfortcore! Sorry I get excited easily but I’m trying to tone it down heh.. u-uhm you’re Wheatley right? Nice to meetcha!

- @thecomfortcore

Oh! Um… thanks! For that! I mean, i- it- my optic IS a really nice sort of shade of blue, isn’t it? O- Or shades! I guess. There’s multiples types of blue in there-

Anyways, hi! Hello! That’s me! Wheatley. You’ve got that right. Um, nice to meet you!

[komodokat]

It really is!! Blue is probably up there on my favorite color scale! I mean yours go to dark to light ORRR THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! Depends on how you see it!

Good good I got it correct, juuust wanted to make sure! Wheatley.. like uhhh a-a wheatfield right? Isn’t bread made out of wheat-

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Like a wheatfield! EXACTLY! That’s- Yeah! Right again! You’re really good at guessing things, eh?

I- Is that how they make bread, by the way? That’s all it takes? Just a little bit of wheat? Huh. Interesting. I never knew that, actually! Always wondered about that!

[komodokat]

Heh well I guess you can say I’m good at guessing! I do sometimes just take my shot and hope it lands, it was just the closest thing I know to your name!

Yup! I know.. really random stuff? I dunno why but I just do! YEAH HUMANS HAVE WEIRRRDD MAGIC- I mean, how can you just make something so easily out of one thing? CRAZY!!

[brightbluecore]

I mean, th- there’s probably a process to it, or something. You know, cooking. And all that. Whatever that… means. Um, there’s probably some other ingredient things involved.

[komodokat]

Ohh right! There must be a process..

OOHH what if there’s a-a COOK BOOK of some sort here!! We can make bread! With wheat.. though it miiiight be too difficult because, well, no hands!

[brightbluecore]

RIGHT! Those exist, don’t they?!

Ohhh, that’d be fun! W- We could probably figure out how to make bread! Seems simple! Uhhh, question, though, how would we… wh- what would we do with it after that? What would we do with the bread? Because we can’t eat it. Obviously.

[komodokat]

Hmm.. you’re right, we can’t eat it if we make it.. well, there must be someone down here that can eat! Orrrr not- everyone I know is a core like us so, we can just cook for uhh FUN!! It’s better than doing nothing so why not experiment? It can be our own type of science!!

[brightbluecore]

Ooh, right, right! An experiment! Tha- That’s a good way of, uh, thinking about it!

Do you think there’s like, a- a cafeteria or something? Somewhere around here? Where all of the food got made when there were, um, you know, people still running around? There’s GOT to be one of those! THAT would be PERFECT!

[komodokat]

Exactly! And Aperture is all about science soo WE GOTTA!!

I’m pretty sure there is, I mean this place has everything so there MUST be one. I think we just need to look around the place ourselves unorder to find out. 

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, yeah! Um, so where would we find… a- a cafeteria, or maybe sort of like a kitchen area around here? Where would we even start looking? This place is bloody MASSIVE, I’ll tell ya, we could be here all day! Or, um, more realistically, all year. Again. Bloody massive.

[komodokat]

Well, wouldn’t it be near a surface area? Or waaaay down below.. you’re right, I’ve no idea where to start or where to finish! How are WE supposed to find such a small place in a, like you said, MASSIVE PLACE!! Hehe your accent is funny, BLOODY MASSIVE!!

[brightbluecore]

Right, i- it’s weird, innit? You know, I don’t even know WHY they gave me this accent, aren’t we i- in Michigan, or something? It’s wild. Honestly. But yeah, a- a little, um, funny sounding, I suppose. Hehe. “Bloody.” Don’t even know where that word came from. I mean, if I say this place is “BLOODY MASSIVE” and all that, I don’t mean that it’s LITERALLY bloody- okay, well, it IS actually quite bloody, a LOT of people have died down here, ummm… but you get my point. Weird saying. Or just- just word. In general. Weird word. British thing. I think. That’s what I’m assuming here. Again, w- we’re in Michigan.

…Anyways, right, cafeteria-

[komodokat]

I like your accent though! We maaay be somewhere completely different but, it’s unique! It TOTALLY stands out from many cores in the facility! It’s like..hm how do I put this.. you have your own type of LANGUAGE! YEAH!! I have never once heard someone say “bloody” in terms of big. Oh yeah, that’s right many people have died here! I guess it’s metaphorical AND literally bloody! Hah, that’s crazy! I-I mean not crazy that people died that’s just.. sad- 

..OH YEAHH!! You know someone did tell me earlier today that if we bake, they’ll eat our food! 

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? HAH! That’s perfect! You know, the bread ha- the bread HAS to go somewhere anyway, doesn’t it? I hear that it gets really gross when you just leave it lying around, that’s probably for the best, yeah!

[komodokat]

It does! The rumor is REAL apparently bread turns into this green soft thing and it smells disgusting I’ve heard, let’s just hope we do well on the first try! Wasn’t there a cake of some sort down here that was really disgusting? Could just be another rumor..

[brightbluecore]

Ohhhh yeah. THAT’S not a rumor. Definitely. I’ve seen it. First thing I saw when I woke up, once. That thing’s gotta be like, what, three thousand years old? Ugh, tha- that’s disgusting.

[komodokat]

Eww.. who leaves a cake sitting there for thousands of years?? Yuck, now if I was a human, I would definitely NOT eat that! Who even made that!?

[brightbluecore]

Hehe, well, y- you’re not gonna believe this. Never gonna believe this. It was Her. Yeah! Like- Like, THAT Her, SHE made that thing! She made the cake! For some testing thing, apparently, don’t know what all that was about. It happened while I was deactivated.

And then She died, so, you know. It sort of just, um. Is there. Now. Pretty gross.

[komodokat]

…HER. LIKE.. HER HER???.. HER!? WHAT.. NO WAY!! That’s crazy, HOW DID SHE EVEN MAKE ONE??!! I bet she put poison in that thing!

Ew, I wouldn’t trust a single thing from her if I was a subject, she’s scary Wheatley! Real scary I heard..

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, I- I know, right?! I’ve run into Her a couple times, actually, that- yeah. Real scary. Like you said. So clearly you heard right!

[komodokat]

You’ve.. ran into her?? Wow, you must be one brave core then! Ooh I could never EVER do such a thing! She’s gone right? Well, deactivated at least?

[brightbluecore]

Yep! Hehe! Yep. Brave.

Um… so about that… she IS, uhhh, still kicking around…

[komodokat]

SHE WHAT- WHEATLEY!! Oh gosh I hope she doesn’t find me.. I’m very scared of her I’ve only heard the WORST..

[brightbluecore]

UHHH, I- I mean, I wouldn’t worry about it TOO much, y- you’ll probably be fine! Probably! Don’t see why She would want to kill you, specifically, tha- that’s- NOT THAT SHE WOULD! KILL YOU! J- Just to make that clear, it’s fine, i- it’s perfectly fine!

(He’s trying)

[komodokat]

U-uhm okay sooo I just need to be careful of her.. r-right? I’M PRETTY SURE SHE WOULD BUT- if I stay in the clear and don’t get ANYWHERE near her, I’ll be juuuuuust fine..

Uhh what were we talkin about? Oh right- bread!

[brightbluecore]

…We were talking abo- BREAD! Right, the bread, right, ummmm, bread! Where are we going to make bread?! That’s what we were talking about!

[komodokat]

Right! Okay so we just need to find a cafeteria here or kitchen- mmm we’ll find it one day! OOH I heard someone here can give us a cook book though! Maybe they know where it is!

[brightbluecore]

Oh, right, right, we ca- RIGHT! So let’s just ask that someone where a sort of kitchen is, aaand we’ll be golden! Yeah!

[brightbluecore]

HELLO THERE!! I like the blue in your optic!! BLUE IS SUCH A NICE COLOR all about those uhh earth tones!!

Ahem uhh excuse my suddenness!! I’m Kat, a comfortcore! Sorry I get excited easily but I’m trying to tone it down heh.. u-uhm you’re Wheatley right? Nice to meetcha!

- @thecomfortcore

Oh! Um… thanks! For that! I mean, i- it- my optic IS a really nice sort of shade of blue, isn’t it? O- Or shades! I guess. There’s multiples types of blue in there-

Anyways, hi! Hello! That’s me! Wheatley. You’ve got that right. Um, nice to meet you!

[komodokat]

It really is!! Blue is probably up there on my favorite color scale! I mean yours go to dark to light ORRR THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! Depends on how you see it!

Good good I got it correct, juuust wanted to make sure! Wheatley.. like uhhh a-a wheatfield right? Isn’t bread made out of wheat-

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Like a wheatfield! EXACTLY! That’s- Yeah! Right again! You’re really good at guessing things, eh?

I- Is that how they make bread, by the way? That’s all it takes? Just a little bit of wheat? Huh. Interesting. I never knew that, actually! Always wondered about that!

[komodokat]

Heh well I guess you can say I’m good at guessing! I do sometimes just take my shot and hope it lands, it was just the closest thing I know to your name!

Yup! I know.. really random stuff? I dunno why but I just do! YEAH HUMANS HAVE WEIRRRDD MAGIC- I mean, how can you just make something so easily out of one thing? CRAZY!!

[brightbluecore]

I mean, th- there’s probably a process to it, or something. You know, cooking. And all that. Whatever that… means. Um, there’s probably some other ingredient things involved.

[komodokat]

Ohh right! There must be a process..

OOHH what if there’s a-a COOK BOOK of some sort here!! We can make bread! With wheat.. though it miiiight be too difficult because, well, no hands!

[brightbluecore]

RIGHT! Those exist, don’t they?!

Ohhh, that’d be fun! W- We could probably figure out how to make bread! Seems simple! Uhhh, question, though, how would we… wh- what would we do with it after that? What would we do with the bread? Because we can’t eat it. Obviously.

[komodokat]

Hmm.. you’re right, we can’t eat it if we make it.. well, there must be someone down here that can eat! Orrrr not- everyone I know is a core like us so, we can just cook for uhh FUN!! It’s better than doing nothing so why not experiment? It can be our own type of science!!

[brightbluecore]

Ooh, right, right! An experiment! Tha- That’s a good way of, uh, thinking about it!

Do you think there’s like, a- a cafeteria or something? Somewhere around here? Where all of the food got made when there were, um, you know, people still running around? There’s GOT to be one of those! THAT would be PERFECT!

[komodokat]

Exactly! And Aperture is all about science soo WE GOTTA!!

I’m pretty sure there is, I mean this place has everything so there MUST be one. I think we just need to look around the place ourselves unorder to find out. 

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, yeah! Um, so where would we find… a- a cafeteria, or maybe sort of like a kitchen area around here? Where would we even start looking? This place is bloody MASSIVE, I’ll tell ya, we could be here all day! Or, um, more realistically, all year. Again. Bloody massive.

[komodokat]

Well, wouldn’t it be near a surface area? Or waaaay down below.. you’re right, I’ve no idea where to start or where to finish! How are WE supposed to find such a small place in a, like you said, MASSIVE PLACE!! Hehe your accent is funny, BLOODY MASSIVE!!

[brightbluecore]

Right, i- it’s weird, innit? You know, I don’t even know WHY they gave me this accent, aren’t we i- in Michigan, or something? It’s wild. Honestly. But yeah, a- a little, um, funny sounding, I suppose. Hehe. “Bloody.” Don’t even know where that word came from. I mean, if I say this place is “BLOODY MASSIVE” and all that, I don’t mean that it’s LITERALLY bloody- okay, well, it IS actually quite bloody, a LOT of people have died down here, ummm… but you get my point. Weird saying. Or just- just word. In general. Weird word. British thing. I think. That’s what I’m assuming here. Again, w- we’re in Michigan.

…Anyways, right, cafeteria-

[komodokat]

I like your accent though! We maaay be somewhere completely different but, it’s unique! It TOTALLY stands out from many cores in the facility! It’s like..hm how do I put this.. you have your own type of LANGUAGE! YEAH!! I have never once heard someone say “bloody” in terms of big. Oh yeah, that’s right many people have died here! I guess it’s metaphorical AND literally bloody! Hah, that’s crazy! I-I mean not crazy that people died that’s just.. sad- 

..OH YEAHH!! You know someone did tell me earlier today that if we bake, they’ll eat our food! 

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? HAH! That’s perfect! You know, the bread ha- the bread HAS to go somewhere anyway, doesn’t it? I hear that it gets really gross when you just leave it lying around, that’s probably for the best, yeah!

[komodokat]

It does! The rumor is REAL apparently bread turns into this green soft thing and it smells disgusting I’ve heard, let’s just hope we do well on the first try! Wasn’t there a cake of some sort down here that was really disgusting? Could just be another rumor..

[brightbluecore]

Ohhhh yeah. THAT’S not a rumor. Definitely. I’ve seen it. First thing I saw when I woke up, once. That thing’s gotta be like, what, three thousand years old? Ugh, tha- that’s disgusting.

[komodokat]

Eww.. who leaves a cake sitting there for thousands of years?? Yuck, now if I was a human, I would definitely NOT eat that! Who even made that!?

[brightbluecore]

Hehe, well, y- you’re not gonna believe this. Never gonna believe this. It was Her. Yeah! Like- Like, THAT Her, SHE made that thing! She made the cake! For some testing thing, apparently, don’t know what all that was about. It happened while I was deactivated.

And then She died, so, you know. It sort of just, um. Is there. Now. Pretty gross.

[komodokat]

…HER. LIKE.. HER HER???.. HER!? WHAT.. NO WAY!! That’s crazy, HOW DID SHE EVEN MAKE ONE??!! I bet she put poison in that thing!

Ew, I wouldn’t trust a single thing from her if I was a subject, she’s scary Wheatley! Real scary I heard..

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, I- I know, right?! I’ve run into Her a couple times, actually, that- yeah. Real scary. Like you said. So clearly you heard right!

[komodokat]

You’ve.. ran into her?? Wow, you must be one brave core then! Ooh I could never EVER do such a thing! She’s gone right? Well, deactivated at least?

[brightbluecore]

Yep! Hehe! Yep. Brave.

Um… so about that… she IS, uhhh, still kicking around…

[komodokat]

SHE WHAT- WHEATLEY!! Oh gosh I hope she doesn’t find me.. I’m very scared of her I’ve only heard the WORST..

[brightbluecore]

UHHH, I- I mean, I wouldn’t worry about it TOO much, y- you’ll probably be fine! Probably! Don’t see why She would want to kill you, specifically, tha- that’s- NOT THAT SHE WOULD! KILL YOU! J- Just to make that clear, it’s fine, i- it’s perfectly fine!

(He’s trying)

[komodokat]

U-uhm okay sooo I just need to be careful of her.. r-right? I’M PRETTY SURE SHE WOULD BUT- if I stay in the clear and don’t get ANYWHERE near her, I’ll be juuuuuust fine..

Uhh what were we talkin about? Oh right- bread!

[brightbluecore]

…We were talking abo- BREAD! Right, the bread, right, ummmm, bread! Where are we going to make bread?! That’s what we were talking about!

[brightbluecore]

HELLO THERE!! I like the blue in your optic!! BLUE IS SUCH A NICE COLOR all about those uhh earth tones!!

Ahem uhh excuse my suddenness!! I’m Kat, a comfortcore! Sorry I get excited easily but I’m trying to tone it down heh.. u-uhm you’re Wheatley right? Nice to meetcha!

- @thecomfortcore

Oh! Um… thanks! For that! I mean, i- it- my optic IS a really nice sort of shade of blue, isn’t it? O- Or shades! I guess. There’s multiples types of blue in there-

Anyways, hi! Hello! That’s me! Wheatley. You’ve got that right. Um, nice to meet you!

[komodokat]

It really is!! Blue is probably up there on my favorite color scale! I mean yours go to dark to light ORRR THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! Depends on how you see it!

Good good I got it correct, juuust wanted to make sure! Wheatley.. like uhhh a-a wheatfield right? Isn’t bread made out of wheat-

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Like a wheatfield! EXACTLY! That’s- Yeah! Right again! You’re really good at guessing things, eh?

I- Is that how they make bread, by the way? That’s all it takes? Just a little bit of wheat? Huh. Interesting. I never knew that, actually! Always wondered about that!

[komodokat]

Heh well I guess you can say I’m good at guessing! I do sometimes just take my shot and hope it lands, it was just the closest thing I know to your name!

Yup! I know.. really random stuff? I dunno why but I just do! YEAH HUMANS HAVE WEIRRRDD MAGIC- I mean, how can you just make something so easily out of one thing? CRAZY!!

[brightbluecore]

I mean, th- there’s probably a process to it, or something. You know, cooking. And all that. Whatever that… means. Um, there’s probably some other ingredient things involved.

[komodokat]

Ohh right! There must be a process..

OOHH what if there’s a-a COOK BOOK of some sort here!! We can make bread! With wheat.. though it miiiight be too difficult because, well, no hands!

[brightbluecore]

RIGHT! Those exist, don’t they?!

Ohhh, that’d be fun! W- We could probably figure out how to make bread! Seems simple! Uhhh, question, though, how would we… wh- what would we do with it after that? What would we do with the bread? Because we can’t eat it. Obviously.

[komodokat]

Hmm.. you’re right, we can’t eat it if we make it.. well, there must be someone down here that can eat! Orrrr not- everyone I know is a core like us so, we can just cook for uhh FUN!! It’s better than doing nothing so why not experiment? It can be our own type of science!!

[brightbluecore]

Ooh, right, right! An experiment! Tha- That’s a good way of, uh, thinking about it!

Do you think there’s like, a- a cafeteria or something? Somewhere around here? Where all of the food got made when there were, um, you know, people still running around? There’s GOT to be one of those! THAT would be PERFECT!

[komodokat]

Exactly! And Aperture is all about science soo WE GOTTA!!

I’m pretty sure there is, I mean this place has everything so there MUST be one. I think we just need to look around the place ourselves unorder to find out. 

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, yeah! Um, so where would we find… a- a cafeteria, or maybe sort of like a kitchen area around here? Where would we even start looking? This place is bloody MASSIVE, I’ll tell ya, we could be here all day! Or, um, more realistically, all year. Again. Bloody massive.

[komodokat]

Well, wouldn’t it be near a surface area? Or waaaay down below.. you’re right, I’ve no idea where to start or where to finish! How are WE supposed to find such a small place in a, like you said, MASSIVE PLACE!! Hehe your accent is funny, BLOODY MASSIVE!!

[brightbluecore]

Right, i- it’s weird, innit? You know, I don’t even know WHY they gave me this accent, aren’t we i- in Michigan, or something? It’s wild. Honestly. But yeah, a- a little, um, funny sounding, I suppose. Hehe. “Bloody.” Don’t even know where that word came from. I mean, if I say this place is “BLOODY MASSIVE” and all that, I don’t mean that it’s LITERALLY bloody- okay, well, it IS actually quite bloody, a LOT of people have died down here, ummm… but you get my point. Weird saying. Or just- just word. In general. Weird word. British thing. I think. That’s what I’m assuming here. Again, w- we’re in Michigan.

…Anyways, right, cafeteria-

[komodokat]

I like your accent though! We maaay be somewhere completely different but, it’s unique! It TOTALLY stands out from many cores in the facility! It’s like..hm how do I put this.. you have your own type of LANGUAGE! YEAH!! I have never once heard someone say “bloody” in terms of big. Oh yeah, that’s right many people have died here! I guess it’s metaphorical AND literally bloody! Hah, that’s crazy! I-I mean not crazy that people died that’s just.. sad- 

..OH YEAHH!! You know someone did tell me earlier today that if we bake, they’ll eat our food! 

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? HAH! That’s perfect! You know, the bread ha- the bread HAS to go somewhere anyway, doesn’t it? I hear that it gets really gross when you just leave it lying around, that’s probably for the best, yeah!

[komodokat]

It does! The rumor is REAL apparently bread turns into this green soft thing and it smells disgusting I’ve heard, let’s just hope we do well on the first try! Wasn’t there a cake of some sort down here that was really disgusting? Could just be another rumor..

[brightbluecore]

Ohhhh yeah. THAT’S not a rumor. Definitely. I’ve seen it. First thing I saw when I woke up, once. That thing’s gotta be like, what, three thousand years old? Ugh, tha- that’s disgusting.

[komodokat]

Eww.. who leaves a cake sitting there for thousands of years?? Yuck, now if I was a human, I would definitely NOT eat that! Who even made that!?

[brightbluecore]

Hehe, well, y- you’re not gonna believe this. Never gonna believe this. It was Her. Yeah! Like- Like, THAT Her, SHE made that thing! She made the cake! For some testing thing, apparently, don’t know what all that was about. It happened while I was deactivated.

And then She died, so, you know. It sort of just, um. Is there. Now. Pretty gross.

[komodokat]

…HER. LIKE.. HER HER???.. HER!? WHAT.. NO WAY!! That’s crazy, HOW DID SHE EVEN MAKE ONE??!! I bet she put poison in that thing!

Ew, I wouldn’t trust a single thing from her if I was a subject, she’s scary Wheatley! Real scary I heard..

[brightbluecore]

Yeah, I- I know, right?! I’ve run into Her a couple times, actually, that- yeah. Real scary. Like you said. So clearly you heard right!

[komodokat]

You’ve.. ran into her?? Wow, you must be one brave core then! Ooh I could never EVER do such a thing! She’s gone right? Well, deactivated at least?

[brightbluecore]

Yep! Hehe! Yep. Brave.

Um… so about that… she IS, uhhh, still kicking around…

[komodokat]

SHE WHAT- WHEATLEY!! Oh gosh I hope she doesn’t find me.. I’m very scared of her I’ve only heard the WORST..

[brightbluecore]

UHHH, I- I mean, I wouldn’t worry about it TOO much, y- you’ll probably be fine! Probably! Don’t see why She would want to kill you, specifically, tha- that’s- NOT THAT SHE WOULD! KILL YOU! J- Just to make that clear, it’s fine, i- it’s perfectly fine!

(He’s trying)

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?

[aperturedeadend]

Of course I do! Wouldn't say it if I didn't, would I? And you are just the cutest, seriously.

(He kissed him again.)

[brightbluecore]

The- THE, UM-

W- WELL, you’re, uhhh, you’re even… cuter… er… er. Bam. Cutererer. …How about that?

[brightbluecore]

Hey, I just realized we've had Marbles here this entire time. We kinda just. took her. -@aperturedeadend

Ooooh. Right. Yeah, w- we DID do that, didn’t we-

Well, uhh… is there somewhere that she needs to be? I don’t know EXACTLY what it is, um, that cats do all day. Does she have a job?

[aperturedeadend]

Wouldn't think so. Does she have an owner?

[brightbluecore]

Hmmm. Don’t know about that one.

I- I mean, if she did, they would PROBABLY be, um… dead… a- at this point-

[aperturedeadend]

Well, she doesn't have a collar, and she's pretty young. Where'd you even find her at anyways?

[brightbluecore]

Uhhh, this other cat found her wandering around somewhere! This talking cat! …I told you about the talking cat, didn’t I? I- I’m pretty sure that I did-

[aperturedeadend]

Yeah, I think so. If she was just wandering around, then I don't think she had anyone looking after her.

[brightbluecore]

Alright then. Hmm.

So… uh, what are we… doing? With her? Then?

[aperturedeadend]

(He knew exactly what Wheatley wanted to hear.)

Well, there's nowhere else for her to go but here, so...

[brightbluecore]

…So…?

[aperturedeadend]

(Grady rolled his eyes. He was so adorable.)

We can keep her, Wheatley.

[brightbluecore]

Oh, really? Really, we ca- Oh! Well, that- that was easier then I thought it would be- !

Oh, I- I’ve got to look up what cats eat! This reminds me! I need to figure that out! I think that mice is one of the things, definitely. I know that. Probably a lot of mice running around here. OH, and I need some of those toy things that are for cats! Yes, hold on, do you think we could find any of those anywhere- ?!

(He wiggles his handles around, he’s so excited oh my god)

[aperturedeadend]

Dear god, you're cute.

Well, I think people usually feed them kibble or some sort of other cat food. There's a bunch of different types, usually either dry food or wet food.

Cats like chasing stuff like lights or little soft toys that they can grab and bite on. I'm sure we could find something that works.

[brightbluecore]

Yeah! Right! W- We’ll get all of that! Oh, this is amazing! I haven’t had a cat since- since, um, ever!

Well, no, actually, that’s- Well, that’s not entirely true. There was this one cat that was walking around the relaxation center. I guess that it COULD have sort of, uhhh, been “my cat”. But. But that didn’t last long-

[aperturedeadend]

This'll be fun, won't it darling? I've always wanted a cat, if I'm being honest. (He chuckled.) Glad you're excited too!

(Grady pressed a kiss beside Wheatley's optic.)

[brightbluecore]

…Yeah. Yeah, cats are- Yep. Always loved cats. Cute little things, are- aren’t they? Yyyyep.

(He’s been switched to gay mode /j)

[aperturedeadend]

(/srs)

(Grady held Wheatley's head in his hand, holding right where his jawline would be if he were a human. He laughed.)

You're a cute little thing.

[brightbluecore]

H-

A- AHEM- UM, hehehe, y- you think so? Do you think that?