to: cinderella man
bijou: so have you ever had this thing where you think everything is going awesome on a date-- and then half way through they just ditch you? because you're not their type
bijou: or they just are over it-- i mean isn't it common courtesy to stay through the date?
bijou: anyway i may or may not have hacked my dates phone and sent his mum a picture of him in bdsm gear or something
bijou: and now i feel a little bit evil
bijou: but i'm drunk and at work and still in my date dress
bijou: and rambling to you because, you know-- you're almost like a figment of my imagination-
bijou: but i'd definitely share my wine with you. all the wine.
bijou: ...how did your day go?









