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She looks so pure, so angelic, but be full of care, the most beautiful flowers can be toxic. She appears to be an ( angel ) a saint, but be careful, even satan was once an ANGEL Mumu Blog • Mun 18+

[collinsrpt-blog]

list of common rp things you never need to worry about when you’re rping with me:

if i like our plot - i have never feigned interest in a plot. i’d tell you if i wasn’t feeling the plot you pitched. also, i honestly do not go and make posts for plots i’m not interested in. i like being super invested in my ships and i feel like the best way to do that is to be honest about it from the get go. 

not replying fast enough - life is tough, friends. i totally get it. sometimes we don’t have the muse for a thread, sometimes we’re in a bad place mentally and we really just can’t with life, or we’re busy with school or work. shh, you don’t owe me anything. post when able, fam. i don’t drop threads without a warning!

if you think you’re bothering me with headcanons, asks and etc - STOP RIGHT THERE. you are NOT bothering me with those at all. i live for those so KEEP THEM COMING.

if you want more plots/ships - TELL ME. chances are i want them too! 

your post length - your post length really doesn’t bother me - i can get pretty wordy sometimes and honestly i don’t expect people to match me. doesn’t matter if i get a one paragraph reply to a three paragraph one, as long as there’s something to reply to, you know? substance over length any day.

if you want to drop a plot - my feelings don’t get hurt over things like this. tell me if you wanna drop a plot and let’s make a new one if you’re interested, if not then that’s fine too! 

if you have a headcanon/plot you think is too dark - tell me ANYWAY? honestly i don’t have a lot of hard limits and i’ve been on the internet so long that at this point it takes a LOT to scare me. creative freedom is also pretty great, so. 

that being said,

i’m really crap at replying to ims on tumblr! - i have the worst attention span on the planet, and sometimes tumblr hates me so sometimes i don’t get the tumblr chat im pop ups - it’s the weirdest thing ever but i could get messages and i wouldn’t know until i check tumblr on my phone? (but then sometimes three or four days have gone by and oops.) i’m always on telegram tho, so if you have it, and you’d like mine, feel free to drop me an ask and i’ll get to you on there instead!

sometimes i can be in a pretty bad place muse wise too - and it’s definitely not you. i’ll most likely still be sending headcanons and doing ask memes in a rather sad bid to get myself out of that funk but yeah. sometimes it’ll take a few days for me to reply to a thread. i’ll tell you if i want to drop it, though. 

i like making friends - so if you wanna talk about things that aren’t about our ships, that’d be pretty awesome too! 

i get super invested in my ships - and i will probably bother you with asks and headcanons A LOT and i understand this can get annoying especially on days where we’re not really feeling rp, so just tell me if you wanna talk about other things, yes? c: 

god i’m super chill and i hate fighting - rp is supposed to be fun, and though i’ve never actually really fought with anyone in rp land, i know many of my friends have, and i just can’t with that so. yeah. 

i think that’s it, really? i see so many posts by new rpers going around like, ‘ugh the rpc intimidates me’ and i’m just…come over here let me love you. so if you have a plot you want to do, don’t be shy and just hit me up, yes? i don’t bite!

[bottleflu]

Caroline: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...

@lyss1x1

[diorkisses-blog1]

ok . i fucking want dark plots. 

we just fucking murdered your neighbor and you look hot with blood splattered on your face and whoops now we’re on a killing spree because i can’t stop the bloodlust. the cops are trying to find us but we’re always one step ahead. we’ll never fucking look back baby they’ll never fucking know we did it. like a literal serial killer duo who knows what the FUCK they r doing 

ur a vampire who i met at a club and was dancing on and i woke up in ur bed with marks all over my neck and i’m terrified but also kinda fucking turned on and i don’t know what to do

i’ve been stalking you and i think it’s about time you know just how much i love you. we’re meant to be together. let me fucking kIDNAP you and try to do that whole stockholm syndrome thing and what do you fucking mean it’s not working we’re meant to be. you’re gonna fucking love me or you’re gonna fucking die . 

we’re both fucking crazy i burned your shit last week you fucked my best friend to spite me i released your nudes you told my mom about the time i got arrested we have a sex tape and we’re never leaving each other because we tear each other apart but we don’t know how to live otherwise

we were in rival gangs and i started dating you to get information for mine and i got caught but i only realized i was in love with you when you were jamming your knife into my stomach. 

anything fucking dark and stomach twisting like literal fucking sketch ass aus 

[bottleflu]

So I’m thinking about a new muse but before I actually write her up I want to try her out and see if it’s a good fit, maybe in like a Snapchat thread? If anyone’s interested in one like this or message me. The FC is gonna be Cara Loren(she’s my mascot on my rph if anyone follows me there)🙂

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Connection: teacher /student(she’s 18 btw), dub/noncon possible, can be related.

Open to, all genders and nb

Isobel was bored beyond belief in her class, luckily the view was great, her teacher was a sight for sore eyes. for a moment she let her mind drift off to fantasies of the teacher having their way with her, her thighs slightly rubbing together. Once the bell rang, she couldn’t help but yawn when she snapped out of her delightful daydream, having no clue what the lesson had been about. 

[bottleflu]

On occasion Duke would be recruited to teach the PE class, primarily on the days where the lesson was painfully boring. The petite blonde-- Isobel, he believed that was her name-- looked exactly how he knew everyone, including him, felt. Gym safety wasn’t a very riveting subject. Her sleepy expression did bring him a little entertainment, heavy lids with plump lips slightly parted... he’d seen that look on a number of girls for a different reason than a boring class. 

As everyone filed out of the room Duke began to gather his stuff, Isobel still moving at a slow sleepy pace as she moved to leave. The corner of his mouth twitched upwards into a teasing smile, “I hope you were committing those rules to memory, might not be able to let you near any of the athletic equipment if you don’t know the importance of safety Ms. Gregory.”

[bottleflu]

@lyss1x1

“I’ve got the lacrosse team over here a lot doing chores for me as punishment, so if you’re the one letting your dog go number two on my lawn I’ll know-- and they have instructions to go take a shit on your porch if they catch you.” 

[bottleflu]

@thesoullesshunter

“Go hard, or go home,” Brielle agreed, preparing the man another drink and turning around just long enough to substitute most of the vodka for water. The older gentleman at the bar was just about sloshed, and though Spearhead’s had strict rules about not watering down drinks she wasn’t in the game of cleaning up vomit. Besides, at this point it was doubtful the man would notice the change in potency. “This ones on the house, since I like you so much Henry.” The man chortled at the playful wink she shot him, but the jolly sound was quickly drowned out by him guzzling his drink. Brie almost winced as she watched him.

Prefering to turn her attention elsewhere, she looked away just in time to see a lofty man headed towards the bar. She placed a small napkin in front of the seat it appeared he was heading towards with a drink menu. Different crowds frequented the bar, and growing up in a similar dive, Brielle had seen most of the type of people this place attracted. Looking over this man she was already a little stumped on what category he’d fall under.

Fairly attractive, probably around her age, but he wasn’t dressed like a college student or with any of his ‘bros’. Still fairly put together though, with the build of someone who did quite a bit of physical labor. She was vaguely reminded of a lumberjack, but since when did lumberjacks draw so much female attention-- Brielle was not the only girl giving him a once over. 

Like any other customer, Brielle gave him a warm-- mildly flirtatious-- smile as he took a seat. “Welcome to Spearheads. Can’t say I’ve seen you here before so if you need any drink recommendations I’m your girl.”

[cottoncandysoul]

@bottleflu liked this post for a starter! 

         “Why did you let me run out of coffee?!” It’s not their fault. Rosie is just horrible at keeping tabs on her own stash. “You realize this means we have to make a pit stop now and I don’t want to hear any whining about being late. I can’t survive without my fix, especially after the little sleep I got last night. Indulge me… please?” Rosie bats her eyelashes, giving them one of those innocent smiles capable of blinding the sun if that was at all a possibility. 

[bottleflu]

Duke side-eyed his passenger, expression that of slight exasperation, before returning his attention back to the road. “When I offered to let you ride with me pit stops weren’t included. If we don’t get there on time that coffee is gonna be the last thing on your mind.” He was about to leave it at that, let her know that he wouldn’t be swayed, but one glance and her fluttering baby blues was already breaking down his resolve. “We’ll find you something to sate you when we get there. Alright?”

[spctlessminds]

this ask meme is based on the blog gravesuggestion.  i’ve divided it up into two categories  ( light  &  dark )  based on the themes.  some of these can be somewhat triggering seeing that the darker ones deal with a lot of death mentions.  please be cautious before continuing on!!

L I G H T

‘  at night i dream of you.  ’ ‘  don’t give up yet.  you still have time to fix things.  ’ ‘  falling in love with someone else is not a personal attack.  ’ ‘  i am still so weak when it comes to you.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i let myself let you down.  ’ ‘  i don’t care where we go when we die,  as long as i’m with you.  ’ ‘  i dream of saying to you all the words i held inside until it was too late.  ’ ‘  i feel so warm  &  safe when you talk to me.  maybe i could love you if you’d let me.  ’ ‘  i finally let the right people in  &  i have never felt so loved.  ’ ‘  i like the way your nails paint red stripes along my spine days after you’re gone.  ’ ‘  i lived in your permafrost for twenty years  &  then you looked at me  &  i felt the warmth of spring.  ’ ‘  i once wished you’d leave me alone,  but i take it back.  ’ ‘  i want to be able to love someone else,  but you stretch your arms  &  spread your legs inside my heart so that there is no room for anyone or anything else.  ’ ‘  i want to believe that we got it right this time.  ’ ‘  i wonder how much longer i can cling to your light before it expires completely.  ’ ‘  i would travel across the world to be by your side,  because as long as you are with me,  anywhere is a perfect place to me.  ’ ‘  it took me awhile to realize it myself,  but you are not what other people say you are.  ’ ‘  it’s not that i really need you,  but life would be pretty boring without you around.  there’s no one i would rather be with.  ’ ‘  i’d like to stay like this for awhile.  ’ ‘  life  &  death don’t have to be so boring,  let’s make both an adventure.  ’ ‘  life imitates art,  they say.  i didn’t believe it until i started to notice the way your eyelashes look so much like tiny ink stroke.  ’ ‘  live your life so that when you die,  souls will come for miles just to hear your historic tales.  ’ ‘  make your exes jealous  &  your past self proud.  ’ ‘  maybe you’re what i needed to find in order to move on.  ’ ‘  never get caught falling harder.  they’ll never let you back up.  ’ ‘  please don’t go.  ’ ‘  some days it’s easier to just stop fighting it  &  succumb.  ’ ‘  sometimes,  you’ll find it hard to keep going,  but you always will.  ’ ‘  the desire i feel for you is that same itching,  insidious hunger that an addict has for their addiction.  ’ ‘  the worst thing about you is that you weren’t all bad.  ’ ‘  there is absolutely nothing  &  no one who can stop me.  ’ ‘  there is no route of losing you that is without pain.  ’ ‘  there’s still room for adventure  &  there is no one i’d rather have by my side.  ’ ‘  things didn’t turn out the way i planned,  but i’m alright with that.  ’ ‘  we could be really incredible together,  you know?  ’ ‘  you are beautiful  &  vibrant  &  confident.  you are light  &  laughter incarnate  &  every fiber of your being screams freedom  &  joy.  when i am with you,  i am truly happy.  ’ ‘  you are starlight incarnate,  from the grand way you sway your hips to the wide mysterious way you think.  blessed are any to be loved by you.  ’ ‘  you are too afraid of the future to let go of a past that was never kind to you.  ’ ‘  you call me yours  &  i have no idea what that even means to you.  ’ ‘  you remind me of bubblegum  &  sweets;  soft  &  pink  &  warm.  you are strong in the gentlest way.  you are so stubbornly kind.  i wish i could be like that.  ’ ‘  you still visit me while i sleep sometimes.  your fingers trace my spine  &  i listen to you breathe.  please stop haunting me.  ’ ‘  ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you.  ’

D A R K

‘  a thousand empty bottles  &  fist fights will never return to us what we lost that day.  ’ ‘  everyone else has moved on,  but i am still here.  ’ ‘  everything about you screams danger.  ’ ‘  everything is worthless to you  &  you,  in turn,  became worthless.  ’ ‘  for once in my life i want to be surrounded by people that i don’t feel like i need to impress.  ’ ‘  freedom is really hard to get used to.  ’ ‘  how could you do this to me?  how fucking could you?  ’ ‘  i am becoming everything we always dreamed of  &  i am leaving you behind.  ’ ‘  i buried you so well that you might as well have died.  ’ ‘  i can rest easy knowing that the person i love is dead  &  not the monster you became.  ’ ‘  i can’t look at you.  not now,  not ever.  ’ ‘  i don’t ask how you’ve been.  what’s the point?  you’d lie anyways.  ’ ‘  i dream of hearing the words i so desperately needed to lay your memory to rest.  ’ ‘  i haunted this house first.  there is no room for you here.  ’ ‘  i have a right to be upset.  i loved them too, you know.  ’ ‘  i just want it to end.  i want it to all go away.  i want to go away.  ’ ‘  i may be a wolf in sheep’s clothing,  but a snake hiding in the skin of a mouse is far more dangerous.  ’ ‘  i saw your face today  &  didn’t feel anything.  i am free.  ’ ‘  i tried to save you,  but you didn’t want to be saved.  you just wanted someone to suffer with you.  ’ ‘  it’s almost as if you were never here.  ’ ‘  it’s unhealthy to do these things,  you tell me.  you say it’s time to stop smoking,  time to stop gambling,  &  dammit,  i f you don’t stop drinking it’ll kill you.  i sure hope you’re right,  darling.  ’ ‘  i’m always pleasantly surprised by how easy it is to kill you in my mind  ’ ‘  i’m not really scared to die.  i’m more afraid that no one will miss me when i’m gone.  ’ ‘  i’m not the person you left behind anymore.  there’s no one here to miss.  ’ ‘  i’ve been dead far longer than i’ve been alive.  ’ ‘  i’ve eaten nothing but flower petals  &  ivy for weeks because i want to be beautiful inside like you.  ’ ‘  i’ve never been completely satisfied.  i most likely will still be unsatisfied long after my death.  ’ ‘  no motive other than pleasure,  my dear.  ’ ‘  one day i’ll go or you will.  either way,  it will be as if i’m losing a piece of myself.  ’ ‘  our dreams  &  promises decay along with you.  ’ ‘  the leaves change,  but nothing else does.  ’ ‘  the only difference between avoiding  &  leaving is that now i’m not waiting up for you.  ’ ‘  there is no such thing as a person who is required to love you.  ’ ‘  there’s only so much that can be done to repair old damage.  ’ ‘  things aren’t going as i hoped.  maybe if i die,  i can start over again?  better luck next time.  ’ ‘  this is not something to be proud of.  this is a tragedy.  ’ ‘  trying to get rid of me?  oh honey,  you’ll have to try much harder than that.  ’ ‘  trying to get under my skin?  you’re nothing more than a pesky itch.  ’ ‘  unlike you,  i can’t hide my identity when it becomes an inconvenience or a danger.  ’ ‘  weeping is for gods  &  martyrs,  we cannot afford such luxuries.  ’ ‘  would you even miss me?  ’ ‘  you are not important enough to earn an eternal place in my heart.  ’ ‘  you complain nonstop about being unloved  &  alone,  i can’t imagine what you’d be like if that were actually true.  ’ ‘  you don’t know what it’s like.  ’ ‘  you made this so fucking easy for me.  ’ ‘  you should see me as a threat.  i will tear down everything you know until there is nothing left of you.  i am a walking threat.  ’ ‘  you think i’m already gone,  but i’m still fighting.  ’ ‘  you think i’m dead,  but i’m just dying.  ’ ‘  you were never an addiction,  you were a fucking disease.  ’ ‘  you wouldn’t dare cross me.  i am god  &  you are the soil beneath my feet.  ’ ‘  your existence takes up so much more space in mine that we might as well be one entity.  ’ ‘  your fingers are so cold  &  bruised,  but you’re still slamming your fists again the barricade as if it makes a difference.  ’ ‘  your hair is tied in a noose  &  your fingernails are razor blades,  your lips are poison  &  i will gratefully kiss them.  ’ ‘  your hatred has a body count  &  we will not forget.  ’ ‘  your loss,  not mine.  ’ ‘  you’re a sick fuck.  you know that?  ’ ‘  you’re not gentle with me  &  i would never ask you to be.  ’ ‘  you’ve trapped yourself so thoroughly in your own mind that it’s not even a rut anymore,  it’s a pit.   ’

[kvngxs-deactivated20140118]

Abusive plots;

[superserumed]

Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous, generally triggering plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.

[cliffpantones]

[bottleflu]

The super sweet @macherierps​ gave me permission to turn her Hayden Panettiere gifs into *drum roll please* Gif Icons!! So none of these are mine, credit goes to her for her hard work!

Updated: 1/13/2018

[bottleflu]

It always takes me forever to write up characters, fingers crossed I get this Chris Hems FC finished relatively quick cause I want to throw him at people

[bottleflu]

“Why not just use the women’s bathroom if the men’s is occupied-- I’ll even keep watch for ya out here, Big Bear.”

@thesoullesshunter

[bottleflu]

Brielle drummed her fingers impatiently, the freshly wiped down bar top empty of patrons and ready to be dirtied up again the following day. Two minutes til closing at Spearhead and Brielle was itching to leave after day full of unruly customers and poor tips. The second hand clicked past 12 on the clock-- that looked about as old and tarnished as she felt. There was only one minute standing between her and her freedom... until the front door opened signaling she now had company. ‘I swear I fucking locked that,’ she mentally griped, doing her utmost to plaster on a kind smile before tearing her eyes from the clock. “Ma’am/Sir/Y’all, we’re closed-- that was my mistake forgettin’ to lock the door. I apologize for any inconvenience this might’ve caused you, but we'll be open same time tomorrow.” The pint sized blonde moved out from behind the bar, ready to show them out and get on with her night.

[bottleflu]

Eager to start the ball rolling on this new indie blog! I’ll be thinking up my male muse but in the mean time like this if you want me to send you a starter, or message you for plotting!

[bottleflu]

// I’m gonna try to get some threads going for Brielle while I work on a male muse.