#lythic

[ogsynergyfox]

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BO HOND ANNA.

[cryptidotter]

OKAY COOL I’M GLAD YOU LIKED IT BECAUSE AFTER I SENT IT I FREAKED OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE I’M SO NOT GOOD AT SOCIAL THINGS AND THOUGHT MAYBE IT WOULD SEEM AWKWARD OR PETTY.

I went past the first few pages because I do that, but I like all the variety xD And I read the about me page, and obviously you like Lysa Tully which tbh is kinda a litmus test for me. SO YEAH ALL OF THAT MEANT INSTANT FOLLOW.

Like, I have feels for all the Tullys, but my heart swells for Lysa most sometimes because fandom and even GRRM are so mean and basic and LYSA BB YOU DESERVED BETTER. I inevitably attach myself to the difficult-to-love and hated-by-fandom female characters, I’m not even sorry. And I’m terrified and also excited for her reappearance this season.

[vagitterian]

IT WASN'T AWKWARD BUT EVEN IF IT WAS IT'S TUMBLR WE'RE USED TO AWKWARDNESS YOU GOTTA WORK PAST IT

Do you use xkit/blacklist??? I'm finding more and more ppl don't and IT'S BLOWING MY MIND But also I feel like you might cuz you looked at my about me and that's often an indication of a SJ-blogger who cares about triggers etc soooo idk might be wrong LALALALA NOT AWKWARD SHHH

GRRM is so basic It reminds me of that quote which is like 'if u r a man you need to accept that you will always be inherently worse at writing anything but a man'. but anyway THIS FREAKIN FANDOM AND LYSA I STG I mean y'all can go hard for a prostitute baring her breasts for your visual pleasure, but you see a woman breast-feeding a mentally ill child and you invariably chuck her on your top 5 'hate/want to die' lists?????? IS A WOMAN'S BREAST AS A NON-SEXUAL OBJECT THAT OFFENSIVE 2 U? So many people are determined to have the Tully's be the perfect family/duty/honour shizz they don't give a fuck about the affects a forced abortion had Lysa. And yeah, she raped Petyr, do you see that stopping people stanning Tyrion? Drogo? The Boltons? How many of the prostitutes are clearly there under durress (See: Jeyne Poole, do not see: Summer Islanders.) like WE CAN GET PAST THIS GUYS. PETYR CLEARLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. HE DOESN'T APPEAR TO WANT REVENGE. HE'S QUITE HAPPY USING THE RELATED OBSESSION WITH HIM TO HIS ADVANTAGE. and then she's sold to a man, suffers through a loveless marriage, five miscarriages, two stillborns, her only son a precious darling she's SINCERELY ATTEMPTING TO PROTECT FROM THE MANY DARK FORCES OF WESTEROS.

I mean shit wouldn't you be paranoid. And yeah she doesn't mobilise the armies of the Vale, but I'm not seeing Dorne rocking up in number either.

IDK MAN PREACHIN TO THE CHOIR HERE

[ogsynergyfox]

I've just given my wife leeway to go all Tyra Banks on me... there's gonna be a wardrobe change for my new corporate job...

[ogsynergyfox]

*dying words* THE CHEESE IS STRONG

*secondary dying words* MAY THE CHEESE BE WITH YOU, MY BELOVED GOUDA

[ogsynergyfox]

8, 9, 10

8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.

I don't do embarrassed. But no... really... I can't think of anything. Perhaps... maybe my HORRIBLE art? Yeah... horrible art.

9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?

Ah... shit. I think it was in the Harry Potter fandom... I have a sneaking suspicion that it was either Bellatrix/Hermione or Hermione/Fleur. Probably Hermione/Fleur (cause I don't think there had been any smut in the Kim/Kat pairing for Power Rangers yet). Ah.. shit. No wait. It wasn't either of those. It was Narcissa/Bellatrix/Hermione. THAT'S IT. N...nope. Damnit. That doesn't feel right either. I KNOW it was in the Harry Potter fandom and I know there was sex magic but no real kinks. My personal reaction involved a srs face whilst in class.

10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?

I am ashamed to admit that I was an honorary member of the brony fandom. Until bronies became massive ASSHOLES. And then it became about "reclaiming" and shit and I'm like: wtf? It was originally a little girls show you fucktards.

[ogsynergyfox]

lythic replied to your post: bluediamond421 replied to your post: W...

>_> *raises hand*

*points* like that one there. The one I'm married to.

[ogsynergyfox]

Oberyn Martell

Putting it under a cut cause of length.

Why I like them

He oozes sexy confidence! And he’s a badass. And the sass.

Why I don’t

Um… I… uh… I’m not a  fan of who he was cast as actor wise? But like… that’s cause of head canon and stuff.

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

Only had him in one ep so far sadly. And I like Ellaria more… >_> but that’s cause it’s Indira Varma. 

Favorite season/movie

I don’t have one yet. He’s only been in an episode. But I guess this one?

Favorite line

I will hear you say her name, Ser, or I will chase you through all seven hells.

Favorite outfit

Every. Outfit? It’s Oberyn. The man has more fashion sense than a Tyrell in his pinkie.

OTP

Oberyn/Ellaria

Brotp

Oberyn/Ellaria… again.

Head Canon

Dorne is India. That is all.

Unpopular opinion

I don’t like who the show cast for him but that’s just cause it doesn’t go with my personal headcanon. 

A wish

That his family in King’s Landing hadn’t been so brutally murdered. I’m with Tywin on that one… why didn’t Lorch offer a few kind words and just kill the girl with a pillow. 50 stabbystabs to a little kid? *scowls*

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Well that already happened but I won’t spoil it for people who haven’t read the books. 

5 words to best describe them

Swift as the coursing river.

My nickname for them

The Red Viper is too cool to have any nickname other than… the Red Viper. It is known.