#m!a bad

[misophonia-hatcher-blog-blog]

M!A: Bad - Open Starter

Gold was hanging out in a tree, armed with a sling-shot, couple of paint and stink bombs and water balloons. He was waiting for the next person to walk by, he had a Typhlosion also waiting to use flamethrower on the next person to come by Gold's hiding spot. Gold hummed softly before spotting his next victim. Gold whistled loudly and Typhlosion used flamethrower.

[misophonia-hatcher-blog-blog]

What makes you happiest? What do you consider true happiness?

"Happiness is overrated~"

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

France doesn't count much as a "first time". That's what you get from the frog. I've done my research Boy. I would seem though I have lost the control, my influence still reigns through the world.I do believe your youth are infected with my "Dr. Who" and "Sherlock". Besides, you're time is almost up. You'll be weak again soon Little America, very soon.

You’re a fuckin’ dick! I hope you get scurvey you Captain Jack, wannabe!

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

/lifts up Alfred's shirt to check for abs. ...Did the m!a change anything about your physical appearance?

Nope just my attitude. I’m still as muscular as ever! *flexes*

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

"You think this is a fucking game"? I wirr burn this burger.

And I will block all trade to you, bitch.

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

Outdated as in older you mean? As in more experience? Yes. Much more. What? Did you just loose your virginity to China? How cute. What an adorable little child.

You know damn well that I didn’t loose it to China! I’ haven’t been a virgin since 1783! Or, do I need to enlighten you on your future? On the fall of your fucking empire? 

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

Mr>Alfred, you won't kill Artie will you?

Which one?

[imamerica-andsocanyou]

Why the herr wourd you do that?!? I have no choice but to poison arr of your sushi and burn a hamburger.

You do that and I’ll embargo the shit outta ya.