M!A: Keane is now made of porcelain. Lasts until he breaks.
“Huh. Well, this is a weird feeling-”
Keane, unaware of just how different porcelain feet are from normal feet, realizes too late that they provide little traction and falls off his chair while attempting to stand, smashing his fragile white skull against his desk and shattering.
Keane awakes in his bed, feeling confused, frightened and slightly less sure of his body’s sturdiness.











