#m!a: sharkbite

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SLAPS MY TIT.

THIS BAD BOY HOLDS SO MUCH RAGE.

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I HAVE SO FAR COLLECTED: 

SN0WMAN

CROWBAR(S?)

HANDMAID

STITCH

CAN WE UNLOCK THE WHOLE FUCKIN’ FELT? THAT’S MY GOAL NOW. BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF.

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T-POSES.

HORROR MOVIES: ARE THEY FUNNY YES/NO

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I AM DRY ‘ND CANNOT REACH THE HANDLE ‘ND APPARENTLY WHAT I DID TO THE LAST PERSON WHO GOT TOO CLOSE HAS SCARED OFF THE HELP.

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@redlikebloodiedbones replied:

OH MY GOD YOU'RE A SHARK??!!! :00

AYE. I WAS HIT WITH A MAGIC ANON THAT TURNED ME INTO A “MARMAID” BUT PLOT TWIST, IT IS SHARK TIME.

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M!A Your tub is now the tardis of tubs, the veritable bag of holding of tubs, it is bigger on the inside than the outside and full of water, and you can move freely in your new somehow much larger tub.

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HOLY SHIT.

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I’M GOIN’ OFFLINE FER THE LAST 2 HOURS OF MY MAGIC ANON, I WILL ONLY REPLY TO DM’S. ALL OF YOU ARE TEDIOUS. ‘ND LET’S PRAY ONE OF THE POOR YOUNGLINGS THAT WORKS FER ME DOESN’T WALK IN UNTIL I HAVE MY LEGS BACK.

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@asktheseacowvboys replied:

MAN YER ALMOST AS 8IG AS SCAR THATS NOT SMALL

ACTUALLY I’M ON THE SHORTER SIDE. MY MODEL IS NORMALLY 10 ISH FEET. BUT WE CAN REACH UP TO 14 FEET ‘ND REMAIN HEALTHY ‘ND NOT HAVE TO SHIFT OUR HABITS AS MUCH.

WE CAN BE BIGGER, BUT THAT’S RISKY.